Only the Punchline

[JasonK]

None if the bitch knows what's good for her.

[Stagger_Lee]

A stick

[Los Feliz Slim]

You're a mean drunk, Superman.

[slothinator]

Never believe anyone when they say "the Czech is in the male".

[SmileyPSU]

He forgot Poland!

[bobbyi]

Because he was hung like this (extends arms as if crucified)

[qdmcg]

lol amirite?

[ChipStorm]

1. And the other guy says, "I think you're going to have to pet him first."

2. And the thirteen-year-old son says, "No, Mom, I was jerking off and I shot the dog."

3. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

[LrdNikon]

I don't know, but my ass is sore

[lgas]

You can't gargle sand.