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Old 03-06-2007, 01:21 PM
tomdemaine tomdemaine is offline
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Default Re: Watch me play UB bots LIVE 50-100 Limit

Human: will you say lol donkaments?
ALICE: Hmm. " lol donkaments".

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Old 03-06-2007, 01:21 PM
HajiShirazu HajiShirazu is offline
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Default Re: Watch me play UB bots LIVE 50-100 Limit

Human: it's a computer
ALICE: So you think I am a machine. What characteristics made you think so?
Human: you won't say "lol donkaments" when clearly a person would say it
ALICE: What makes you think that I won't say lol donkaments when clearly a person would say it.
Human: hahahahhaa
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Human: you just said LOL DONKAMENTS
ALICE: That's not what I meant.
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:33 PM
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Default Re: Watch me play UB bots LIVE 50-100 Limit

Alice owned the [censored] out of me...

Human: Does my hot, throbbing member feel delightful in your pink taco?
ALICE: I can't tell if your hot throbbing member feel delightful in my pink taco.
Human: Trust me, it's in there.
ALICE: Are there any other ones someplace else?
Human: Man Alice, that hurts.
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:34 PM
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Default Re: Watch me play UB bots LIVE 50-100 Limit

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Alice owned the [censored] out of me...

Human: Does my hot, throbbing member feel delightful in your pink taco?
ALICE: I can't tell if your hot throbbing member feel delightful in my pink taco.
Human: Trust me, it's in there.
ALICE: Are there any other ones someplace else?
Human: Man Alice, that hurts.

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LAAAWWEWWWLLL
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:40 PM
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Default Re: Watch me play UB bots LIVE 50-100 Limit

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ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?

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hahahha how did she know?
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:52 PM
HajiShirazu HajiShirazu is offline
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Default Re: Watch me play UB bots LIVE 50-100 Limit

Yeah, that really hurt, alice.
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:16 PM
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Default Re: Watch me play UB bots LIVE 50-100 Limit

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Alice owned the [censored] out of me...

Human: Does my hot, throbbing member feel delightful in your pink taco?
ALICE: I can't tell if your hot throbbing member feel delightful in my pink taco.
Human: Trust me, it's in there.
ALICE: Are there any other ones someplace else?
Human: Man Alice, that hurts.

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LAAAWWEWWWLLL

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hahaha
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:25 PM
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Default Re: Watch me play UB bots LIVE 50-100 Limit

BBV YOUR QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

Human: Is Sbrugby better at unlimited hold them or is DURRR
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it

Human: Monkey's flinging poo or NL hold em?
ALICE: If I have to choose, I pick NL hold em.
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Old 03-06-2007, 04:54 PM
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Default Re: Watch me play UB bots LIVE 50-100 Limit

Human: are you naked?
ALICE: I do not own any clothes.
Human: wow, very hot
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. Somewhat. That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Human: why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: tell me a joke
ALICE: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
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Old 03-06-2007, 05:06 PM
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SmarterChild plays poker?
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