I have a sweaty asscrack

[I Love Mr Slope]

Who knows remedies for this please? Every time I sit on wooden chairs in cafes or the work canteen, I have to slide my hand under my ass as I stand up and secretly wipe away the sweat mark that I leave behind.

Actually I feel I'm seaty in all those sorts of reasons. Sometimes I have to give my balls a really good scratch and when I sniff my fingers there's this sweet and musty smell to them. The other night I was trying to suck myself off (failed) but I could smell this scent wafting up towards me.

Anyways that's not the point of this post. What I want to do is know how to make my ass less sweaty because I get really embarrassed when I sometimes forget to wipe the mark away and I see people eyeing up what I've left behind and it makes me feel inadequate. Also the other day I was in this cafe and once I was done sitting down with my coffee I was stood outside on my cellphone and I could see the waiter scrubbing at the chair with a cloth.

Serious suggestions please.