"dating" a thai hooker...

[farang0]

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Since OP is not coming through, here are a couple of pictures of a 26 year old Thai girl who says she is looking for me (28-50 white guy) to marry.





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Im pretty sure thats not a thai.

[Patrick Bateman]

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Im pretty sure thats not a thai.

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surprise: we don't care

[Patrick Bateman]

also, OP, you fail at life and suck at OOT

[ski]

Video didn't have enough light. Hooker coming over now. Photos coming.

I don't even really take her out anymore. I just call her and she comes over for an hour or two before reporting for duty at her whore house. Getting a bit boring. Sometimes she brings a friend over too. I think she has some kinda psychological disorder but I dunno what exactly.

[farang0]

[censored] the friend obv

[ski]

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[censored] the friend obv

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Weird story.

1st time I met the friend it went like this

her "you're skinny"
me "yeah, I get that a lot"
her "you look like maybe you do yabba"
me "I don't"
her "do you have any"
me "nope"
her "are you sure"...

for the record I don't think I look like I do yabba.

Anyway, then we all get into my bed. I start [censored] my hooker friend. I try a couple times to get her friend involved (who is not really that hot IMO) but her friend just seems to like watching and my hooker friend is getting a bit jealous. So I nail my hooker friend 3 times while her friend is just kinda chillin out.

My only other experience was they called my cell at 5am drunk as hell and said they wanted to come over and have a threesome. I had been sleeping for 4 hours already at that point and told them to go home.

[TomE.]

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My only other experience was they called my cell at 5am drunk as hell and said they wanted to come over and have a threesome. I had been sleeping for 4 hours already at that point and told them to go home.

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Good call there, that probably would have sucked. 4 hours is not nearly enough sleep for a decent performance with two drunk chicks, although you can get in a quality nap while pretending to watch them go down on each other.

So, did you lose your camera along with your manhood?

edit: just saw the new thread with the pics. Well done! Feel free to ignore the "camera" part in my post.

[Daddy Warbucks]

Since OP thought he was replying in this topic....

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1. Her eating with me on the beach
2+3 her ordering pizza hut for me in Thai while I am setting up "eragon" on my laptop.

1=OK
2,3 NSFW

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1...oker029yj2.jpg

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/6...oker004uw8.jpg

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/5...oker009wa0.jpg

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She super hot, really stupid, but really hot (can post pics later).

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I disagree.

[bisonbison]

again. cute. incredibly sad.

[Daddy Warbucks]

I find the second one really creepy.