"dating" a thai hooker...

[ski]

OK, so I just brought her over and made a video of us shaggin+a bit of her naked.

She wouldn't let me take pictures, but I have a few pics of her with clothes on.

What I need:
1. to know how to take a video (shot with a $400 digital camera, i think quicktime) and make screen shots.

2. Want my star gone+a new title that doesn't directly have to do with thai hookers.

Naked pics will come then. She is 5'4 100 pounds and has natural C cup boobs.

[TresDeuce]

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Im not exactly sure cos ive never ate out a hooker (nor felt the desperation to need to do anything else with one) but in the myriad of STDs, there has to be at least a large number of them that can be contracted orally.

OK, so the same could happen with a random bar hookup, but the chances are WAY lower unless said skank averages 2500 guys a year (conservative estimate).

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LOL, Phill lets be honest. You have feel the desperation 3 times a day (possibly more seeing what u look like and how u act) but you dont have the balls to get a hooker.

No?

[Sponger.]

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She will just hang out naked in my bed watching Thai telivision while I play poker.

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Just don't be surprised when you come back from going to the bathroom and she transferred your account balance to one of her friends and then skipped town.

[iron81]

WTF, you have a video but you want to post screenshots? Just post the damn video. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Ok seriously, first get the video onto your computer by the camera's directions. After that, I have two ideas. One is to simply run the video, press Ctrl+Printscrn on your computer to take a screen shot and paste it into MS Paint or Powerpoint. If you use Powerpoint, you have to rightclick the picture and save it as a jpg. I'm not sure if this will work, but its easy. Then, upload the screenshots onto imageshack.

My other idea is to use some of the software stuey recommended to create animated gif avatars. There's instructions in the thread as well, but you will only need to follow some of them to pull this off. That's how I taught myself to make avatars. Or you could send me the video and I'll take care of it. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

One other tool I should mention is Windows Movie Maker in your accessories menu. That's a accessible way to edit movies.

Also, I'll work on that title for you.

[FocusedOne]

post the video now please.

[Patrick Bateman]

mods remove star asap give custom title k thnx

[monkeyfightclub]

Do you friends get a turn with her?

[ackid]

How big is her shlong?

[farang0]

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How big is her shlong?

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Shes post op obv

[FocusedOne]

wtf is a farang?

nm I googled it. I am one I think.