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Old 01-05-2007, 09:20 AM
_dc _dc is offline
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Default Twenty Questions - 87.5% See how you measure up.

Did you ever lose time from work or school due to gambling?
YES

Has gambling ever made your home life unhappy?
YES

Did gambling affect your reputation?
YES - I'M RICH

Have you ever felt remorse after gambling?
YES

Did you ever gamble to get money with which to pay debts or otherwise solve financial difficulties?
YES

Did gambling cause a decrease in your ambition or efficiency?
YES

After losing did you feel you must return as soon as possible and win back your losses?
YES

After a win did you have a strong urge to return and win more?
YES

Did you often gamble until your last dollar was gone?
YES

Did you ever borrow to finance your gambling?
YES

Have you ever sold anything to finance gambling?
NO - NOT YET

Were you reluctant to use "gambling money" for normal
expenditures?
YES

Did gambling make you careless of the welfare of yourself or your family?
KINDA

Did you ever gamble longer than you had planned?
YES

Have you ever gambled to escape worry or trouble?
I GUESS

Have you ever committed, or considered committing, an illegal act to finance gambling?
NO

Did gambling cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?
YES

Do arguments, disappointments or frustrations create within you an urge to gamble?
SURE

Did you ever have an urge to celebrate any good fortune by a few hours of gambling?
YES

Have you ever considered self destruction or suicide as a result of your gambling?
YES
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Old 01-05-2007, 09:23 AM
lippy lippy is offline
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Default Re: Twenty Questions - 87.5% See how you measure up.

I'm 3 more nos than you.
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Old 01-05-2007, 09:26 AM
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Default Re: Twenty Questions - 87.5% See how you measure up.

Have you ever pimped out your sister, daughter or mother to finance gambling?
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Old 01-05-2007, 09:32 AM
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Default Re: Twenty Questions - 87.5% See how you measure up.

Did you ever lose time from work or school due to gambling?
Yes.

Has gambling ever made your home life unhappy?
Yes, mainly because of girlfriend's parents.

Did gambling affect your reputation?
Yes. Only with girlfriend's parents at the time.

Have you ever felt remorse after gambling?
Yes, always pit games or taking shots at High Stakes that I was not rolled for.

Did you ever gamble to get money with which to pay debts or otherwise solve financial difficulties?
Yes.

Did gambling cause a decrease in your ambition or efficiency?
Yes, periodically. I do feel my ambition for actual career has been diminished.

After losing did you feel you must return as soon as possible and win back your losses?
Yes, I've stopped that now though.

After a win did you have a strong urge to return and win more?
Yes.

Did you often gamble until your last dollar was gone?
No.

Did you ever borrow to finance your gambling?
Yes.

Have you ever sold anything to finance gambling?
No.

Were you reluctant to use "gambling money" for normal
expenditures?
Yes.

Did gambling make you careless of the welfare of yourself or your family?
No.

Did you ever gamble longer than you had planned?
Yes.

Have you ever gambled to escape worry or trouble?
No.

Have you ever committed, or considered committing, an illegal act to finance gambling?
No.

Did gambling cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?
No.

Do arguments, disappointments or frustrations create within you an urge to gamble?
No.

Did you ever have an urge to celebrate any good fortune by a few hours of gambling?
Yes, always pit games though. I've never abused Poker in that fashion.

Have you ever considered self destruction or suicide as a result of your gambling?
No.


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Old 01-05-2007, 09:32 AM
Corpsebean Corpsebean is offline
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Default Re: Twenty Questions - 87.5% See how you measure up.

BTW DC have you seriously considered suicide?? Or define your "consideration of self-destrction".
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Old 01-05-2007, 09:42 AM
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Default Re: Twenty Questions - 87.5% See how you measure up.

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BTW DC have you seriously considered suicide?? Or define your "consideration of self-destrction".

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Not that I would actually off myself....but I have been in some bad spots and the thought "man people have off'd themselves for less than this" has crossed my mind...so that calls for a yes.

plus I answered honestly on all the questions...the one that bothers me moreso than this one...my family..hard one to admit..but one day...my kid was in his room watching dvds and I was 6tabling in the other room..definately a beat/

I'm feeling pretty [censored] right now...as if you can't tell. but..I'm still ahead of the game...I guess thats all that matters..but money won is money too, so wtf. I want to quit.

but I want my gdamn money back.
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Old 01-05-2007, 09:46 AM
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Default Re: Twenty Questions - 87.5% See how you measure up.

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
BTW DC have you seriously considered suicide?? Or define your "consideration of self-destrction".

[/ QUOTE ]

Not that I would actually off myself....but I have been in some bad spots and the thought "man people have off'd themselves for less than this" has crossed my mind...so that calls for a yes.

plus I answered honestly on all the questions...the one that bothers me moreso than this one...my family..hard one to admit..but one day...my kid was in his room watching dvds and I was 6tabling in the other room..definately a beat/

I'm feeling pretty [censored] right now...as if you can't tell. but..I'm still ahead of the game...I guess thats all that matters..but money won is money too, so wtf. I want to quit.

but I want my gdamn money back.

[/ QUOTE ]


What is wrong with your kid watching DVD's in the other room?? Did he find a homemade porno or something?
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Old 01-05-2007, 09:51 AM
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Default Re: Twenty Questions - 87.5% See how you measure up.

Did he find a homemade porno or something?
nah...he doesn't know about that video camera...

ah I don't know..just makes me feel bad I guess.

I just [censored] hate poker right now. I really really hate it.

I guess I'm just a lucky donk who needs to admit that he sucks at life...
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Old 01-05-2007, 09:56 AM
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Default Re: Twenty Questions - 87.5% See how you measure up.

15/20

YES to everything except the going busto/borrowing/stealing/suicide questions.
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Old 01-05-2007, 11:32 AM
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Default Re: Twenty Questions - 87.5% See how you measure up.

I'm sorry, but this can never be a real gambling test without the following question...

Did you ever offer anal to finance your gambling?
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