Cheryl Crowe...

[pvn]

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I bet her tushy smells like poopy.

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Damn, you're ON FIRE tonight!

[pvn]

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All of you claim that she can have your TP when she pries it from your cold, dead hands, yet you throw most of what you use away. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] However, I hope CaptZeebo was kidding.

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Is this bizzaro politics forum? Mods making good posts? WTF is going on??

[pvn]

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I think it took about 8 layers for there to not be bacteria on your hands. So Sheryl Crow can piss off. Or lick my hands clean for me.

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[Rduke55]

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wow, I'd kill someone if they tried to ban my t.p. usage. i use like 1/3 of a roll per sitting. I'm gonna have to start using 1/2 a roll to balance the sheryl crows stinginess.

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Yeah, tons of tp followed by those wipes.
These people are delusional.

Not that I thought she was all that before, but Sheryl Crow just became really unattractive.

[latefordinner]

Then again we could switch to bidets.

[BCPVP]

For the record, we folded so that there was some measureability. I'm a wadder through and through.

[jman220]

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Then again we could switch to bidets.

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I'm American. Once upon a time, I visited Israel. And I visited a family there and used their bathroom. I urinated in the toilet. After I was done, I went to flush, but there were like a million different buttons and switches and I couldn't figure it out. So I pressed one. I got wet. That was embarassing.

Edit: True Story.

[Nielsio]

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So, did all of you cut back today during your morning constitutional?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

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I think the main difference here is that she's a tiny animal who barely eats enough to survive; which incidentily stops her brain from functioning properly. Versus us guys the size of trees who eat more than we should as a way of dealing with mommy-issues.





Therefore our 'natural outputs' are much more sizeable and lasting.



Incidentily this leaves us longer in the desposal area, which gives us even more time to philosophize about matters such as these.

[pvn]

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So, did all of you cut back today during your morning constitutional?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

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I think the main difference here is that she's a tiny animal who barely eats enough to survive; which incidentily stops her brain from functioning properly. Versus us guys the size of trees who eat more than we should as a way of dealing with mommy-issues.





Therefore our 'natural outputs' are much more sizeable and lasting.



Incidentily this leaves us longer in the desposal area, which gives us even more time to philosophize about matters such as these.







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POTD

[craigthedeac]

holy crap