Cheryl Crowe...

[funkytown]

So, did all of you cut back today during your morning constitutional?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

[funkytown]

That's Sheryl Crow - my bad.

[TomCollins]

I set my radio to go on while I'm waking up in the morning. Sometimes I'll fall back asleep and incorporate what I hear on the radio into my dreams and mix things up. So when I woke up and thought I heard this story, I thought "I have to have made it up, there is no way this is real." But then I found the story and it isn't something I made up. The only question is if she was somehow joking or something. I can't think she is serious, but if she is, what a f'in moron.

[ConstantineX]

LOL @ hippies. I wonder if she wipes her ass with one square. It should be obvious to anyone that voluntary recycling is not the way to combat climate change.

[captZEEbo]

wow, I'd kill someone if they tried to ban my t.p. usage. i use like 1/3 of a roll per sitting. I'm gonna have to start using 1/2 a roll to balance the sheryl crows stinginess.

[jman220]

I bet her tushy smells like poopy.

[mosdef]

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LOL @ hippies. I wonder if she wipes her ass with one square. It should be obvious to anyone that voluntary recycling is not the way to combat climate change.

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Corporate shill!

[iron81]

All of you claim that she can have your TP when she pries it from your cold, dead hands, yet you throw most of what you use away. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] However, I hope CaptZeebo was kidding.

[yukoncpa]

When I was in grade school, our principal visited each classroom and explained that there is no need to use more than one square of toilet paper when wiping. We all got a good laugh out of that lecture for a whole year, even our teacher was holding back a smirk. I didn’t think it was remotely possible that another human on this earth could have the same bizarre idea.

[BCPVP]

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When I was in grade school, our principal visited each classroom and explained that there is no need to use more than one square of toilet paper when wiping. We all got a good laugh out of that lecture for a whole year, even our teacher was holding back a smirk. I didn’t think it was remotely possible that another human on this earth could have the same bizarre idea.

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We did an experiment in my Anatomy and Physiology class in high school where we wiped various thicknesses of tp across a petri dish of yeast bacteria and then wiped our hands on a clean petri dish. I think it took about 8 layers for there to not be bacteria on your hands. So Sheryl Crow can piss off. Or lick my hands clean for me.