WHO IS THE HIGH-STAKES KING OF BBV- ROUND 1

[Gildwulf]

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,

WELCOME TO ROUND 1 OF THE HIGH-STAKES KING OF BBV CONTEST. I HAVE CHOSEN THE BIGGEST BALLERS, PLAYAS, AND PLAYA HATAS IN BBV TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR THE RESPECT AND LOVE (AND POSSIBLY TUGJOBS IF THE CONTENDER PLAYS HIS CARDS RIGHT) OF BBV.

MEET THE CONTENDERS:

ggbman-straight baller, no doubt...he also has the CHARM WITH THE LADIES:

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Last night when i pulled out of Diablo's mom and came on her face, i didn't have any tissues for her to clean up with, so i let her do it with one of the wads of hundreds on my bedside stand.

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newhizzle-although he has gone dark recently in bbv, his legendary post in my 100-hand challenge thread will never be forgotten.

togni-he may not be much of a baller [/b], but he makes more in a week than you do in a YEAR

baronzeus-even with his piddling 7 and change on hot or not, his mad pokerz and posting skills make him a strong front-runner for high-stakes king of bbv:

zeusquest

THE MAN IS JUST GOOD AT POKER, OK??

cts- this high-stakes player has come out of NOWHERE to own bbv thoroughly, winning $10k pots with king high and winning the average starting salary of a university graduate in one hand.

veganmav-THE MAN EATS OUT OF THE TRASH YET IS CURRENTLY BEATING HIGH-STAKES LIMIT POKER. APPARENTLY, HE IS ALSO VERY GOOD WITH THE LADIES. THIS IS THE DARK HORSE CANDIDATE, GUYS. OR SHOULD I SAY...DARK-MEAT-FROM-A-LEFTOVER-KFC-PIECE-OF-CHICKEN-IN-THE TRASH-CANDIDATE.

captainzeebo-founder of zeebo's theorem (noone folds fullhouses no matter how bad they are because poker players are morans), he owns John D'agostino for 30k and doesn't even break a sweat.

Grimstarr- COULD YOU LOSE 28 THOUSAND DOLLARS IN 300 HANDS? I DOUBT IT!

Disqualified players: El Diablo. He is playing at 3/6. haaaa haaa.

Anyways, the final 3 will move on to round 2, where the high-stakes champion of bbv will be decided...the poll ends in 24 hours, CHOOSE WISELY, GUYS:

[Wools]

This could be golden, I'm sure so many more threads will get linked. I only looked at newhizzle's, but that's awesome!

[jkkkk]

I vote togni, he is the variance king

[DemonDeac]

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I vote grimstarr, he is the variance king

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[sushijerk]

Baron would have gotten my vote had he not mentioned that he moved down to 20/40. So I'm going with Newhizzle because the 100 hand challenge is pimptacular.

[Gildwulf]

also, guys, I skipped the nomination process cause I figured it would just turn into a gong show. Some honorable mentions are people like stoxtrader and lolotrickedu, but this is basically just for regular BBV posters. Stoxtrader could win the king of MHSH with his hands down, but he never posts here so I didn't add him.

Feel free to add a candidate and if you see a candidate you want, just "write him in" and we will tally it up at the end.

[keikiwai]

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I vote togni, he is the variance king

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Yeah, didn't he have a 100K+ downswing not too long ago?

[Gildwulf]

hmm it might be better to do this in 3 rounds, narrowing it down to 4 now and then final 2...whattayall think

[ahnuld]

what about aba20 for pwning all the big tv stars on full tilt?

[Gildwulf]

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what about aba20 for pwning all the big tv stars on full tilt?

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oh ya, add aba20