BEAT: The bastard will have my name!?!?

[Labarde]

Or Franklin McSexy!

[BASTARD!]

wtf, I don't have the same name as you.

[Labarde]

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wtf, I don't have the same name as you.

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you should be called Dr. Franklin McSexy! forreal. ducy?

[OMGuraBOT]

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Call me naive, but I didn't realize that women could keep a husband's last name after a divorce.

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Anyone can have whatever last name they want.

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Apparently not first and last name though:

Lucky for this guy

[Georgia Avenue]

Tough beat OP. Solution: change your own name to something cool and take all of her money.

"McLuvin" ldo.

[dipstikdave]

it's natural for a mother to want the same last name as her kids (it makes her seem less like a whore). it's also better for your kid as he/she won't have to answer any questions about having a sibling with a different last name (ie: is your mom a whore?).

[blutarski]

I've always preferred John Coqtostin

[aramfingal]

its not really your last name anyway, its your dad's last name. so don't worry about it.

[SuitedSixes]

BRAG: I took the high road.

So my ex calls today and says she is in labor and asks if I'll bring our daughter to the hospital. I told her a few weeks ago that I wouldn't so that. She said that I didn't have to come in, and there would be someone to meet my daughter in the lobby.

Of course there wasn't. So I had to check in and find her room. We walked in, I saw the baby, I told my ex congratulations, and shook her boyfriend's hand (I have never spoken to the man) and told him congratulations too.

She was registered under my last name still.

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Call me naive, but I didn't realize that women could keep a husband's last name after a divorce.

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Anyone can have whatever last name they want.

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O RLY?

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wow you could name urself Mr. Orly-ducy

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lolol