BBV Anonymous Confessions

[adanthar]

I keep having to repeat this but really, poker and women go together like wine and cheese (if the cheese was moldy and the wine came in a box)

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I was a virgin when I went to college. I had dated a few girls in HS and early college, just never slept with any of them. I meant this girl (also a virgin) and we dated junior and senior year. We fell in love pretty quickly. We got along great and seemed to have a perfect relationship. Except, she wasn't too keen on the premarital sex. We tried a couple times throughout the years, but never got good at it because of roommates, etc., being at school. We messed around otherwise and I was still getting off, so that was never a problem.

We got married in the summer of 2005 after six years of dating. The sex was decent at first, not great, but good for me. The wife didn't seem like she could get into easily and it got frustrating to me that she wasn't all that interested in it.

Since that time, the sex has improved, but I'm still left wanting more. I'm getting off and I think she is occassionally too (she's never been a loud person at all), but I want it more often than she does and more passionate.

I think I jumped into marriage too soon and did not experience other women enough. Never had a one-night stand, etc. I feel like I need that in my life. But I also don't want to be that guy. I still love my wife and want to be with her. I just want random sex I guess. How screwed am I or do I have an out for random hook-ups?

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I was playing NL in a casino w/ my g/f and she was stuck a bunch and really upset about it. My g/f raised in the blind after a bunch of ppl limped and we all called, I flopped bottom pair and raised her all-in after she bet and it folded to me. She folded and I felt bad, but not very b/c she makes six figures.

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[Spleen]

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From the other forum; if this is true or not still pretty ownage

STAR WARS/GIRLFRIEND

Journalist of the Whills posted:
I used to play Star Wars Galaxies, back when it was good. Yeah, let's all have a laugh at that. Done? Okay.

I was one of the top three or so Bounty Hunters on my server. I don't mean to brag or anything, but I was not only known by basically everyone on the server, but was routinely referred to as "*Server name*'s Boba Fett". So yeah, I was pretty e-cool. You could probably go back there now a year or so later and mention me, and a lot of people would remember.

Anyway. As a bounty hunter it was my job to hunt Jedi, because that's what the devs designed the class to do. Unfortunately, they also designed the Jedi to be super-powerful and almost unbeatable by a single player. Unless, of course, you were a kickass gun-slingin' bounty hunter like myself.

"Oh great," you're thinking to yourself. "Some nerd is making a confession about an MMO." Well, not quite. See, there was this one Jedi who was pretty much the only person I couldn't beat. I tried more than a few times, and they whooped my rear end but good. This, naturally, was drat frustrating. So like any good sport, I started talking to the Jedi in question. I found out, over time, that the person on the other end was a girl. Then I found out, to my surprise, that they actually lived in my small town. (I had never told anyone where I lived, so it's not like my leg was being pulled here.)

We got to talking outside of the game, and she turned out to be a really cute girl, who lived only about five minutes away from me. So what did I do? I called her up and arranged a meeting. Went over to her house and we hosed like rabbits. Cleaned up and left, never to see her again in person.

The next day she IMed me in-game and wanted to meet up again. Now, SWG has a function where if a person has you on their friend-list, you can track them to their exact location. I kept her talking, tracked her down, ambushed her when she was alone, unarmed, and unprepared, and killed her rear end.

Standing over her dead body, I said "I just don't think it's going to work out." and logged off. I later found out that this turn of events caused her to go insane and turn into a crazy coke-whore.
I almost feel bad.

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This is just so [censored] weird. I think it's cool in a way and really really [censored] at the same time.

Edit: I didn't read the last line until after I posted. This makes it not so cool just [censored]. At the same time though, it is evident this was going to happen to this girl regradless so w/e.

[ddubois]

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This is the thread where you tell us about something you've done - gross, horrifying, evil

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I folded the third nuts getting 4.8 to 1.

[Lurker.]

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This is the thread where you tell us about something you've done - gross, horrifying, evil

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I folded the third nuts getting 4.8 to 1.

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were you playing omaha?

[adanthar]

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This is the thread where you tell us about something you've done - gross, horrifying, evil

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I folded the third nuts getting 4.8 to 1.

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very nice

more almost but not quite (bbv4l) forum drama

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I goto the same school ipot went to hs at, and I have a class with girl1. She was talking to two of her friends ( they all sit behind me ) and i heard girl1 talk about how "well hung" ipot was. Had to get it out there. And he is also holding out on bbv. He has naked pics of girl99, share?

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[onthebutton]

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I goto the same school ipot went to hs at, and I have a class with girl1. She was talking to two of her friends ( they all sit behind me ) and i heard girl1 talk about how "well hung" ipot was. Had to get it out there. And he is also holding out on bbv.

He has naked pics of girl99, share?

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LOL post or ban.

Grim robbed at gunpoint?

This thread rules.

[kkcountry]

less jopke confessions, more anonymous ones

[Neuge]

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I goto the same school ipot went to hs at, and I have a class with girl1. She was talking to two of her friends ( they all sit behind me ) and i heard girl1 talk about how "well hung" ipot was. Had to get it out there. And he is also holding out on bbv. He has naked pics of girl99, share?

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lmao ipot emailing you isn't anonymous.

[adanthar]

Here we go, this is more like it

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throway email, so don't bother trying to trace.. I post semi-regularly in
bbv.

I'm a man, married a while, and my wife and I do dominant/submissive sex
with me being sub. She dog collars me, light bondage, spanks me, I dress in
her undergarmets and she SIIMP with a strap on, calls me a whore, [censored] etc.

It's actually done wonders for our sex life since I confessed this fantasy
recently. We don't do this everytime, but occasionally.

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[adanthar]

Ironically, this one got filtered to my spam folder (get it, spam?)

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i am incredibly lazy. i haven't done laundry in 6 weeks, and have worn whatever has the least amount of stains on it since then. i've been wearing nothing but sandals for the past week because i am out of clean socks. today, i wore my last clean t shirt, and only have one pair of boxers that doesn't smell like balls. there are over 20 cups filled with various amounts of cola, water, and alcohol in my room. i don't actively go out and meet girls/try to get laid because it would mean that i would have to do some laundry and clean my room if i ever wanted anything to happen. i'm not gay or anything, but the infinite amount of porn online makes dating seem so much less attractive. basically, i hate a part of myself for being such an ambitionless slob.

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