WTF my farts smell so bad they are preventing me from sleeping

mbillie1 · #1 04-23-2007, 04:43 AM

The situation: my farts cannot be repressed and stink so badly that I can't get to sleep, I'm practically dutch-ovening myself.

Today's diet: Shea stadium hot dog, chicken tenders, french fries, sausage & peppers, then some rice+beans, chicken, then some pizza (derivery, papa john's with onions+pepperoni+mushrooms with the garlic sauce) and massive amounts of heineken

wtf is my play bbv... I opened a window and it is not helping

Das Budrick · #2 04-23-2007, 04:48 AM

get a big fan and one of those glade plug in outlet contraptions

ipot · #3 04-23-2007, 04:53 AM

dutch oven yourself

Sniper · #4 04-23-2007, 04:59 AM

Nina · #5 04-23-2007, 05:42 AM

Just a wild guess:

was it something you ate?

lolololool

Reef · #6 04-23-2007, 05:47 AM

get some beads to use as an anal plug

dboy23 · #7 04-23-2007, 05:56 AM

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get some beads to use as an anal plug

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but then wont he spontaneously combust??

Reef · #8 04-23-2007, 06:25 AM

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but then wont he spontaneously combust??

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hmmm... ok then op needs some:

Suigin406 · #9 04-23-2007, 10:10 AM

preventing u from sleeping?? wtf are u releasing man??

Wyman · #10 04-23-2007, 10:30 AM

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preventing u from sleeping?? wtf are u releasing man??

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It's probably not the smell; he's just laughing too hard every time he farts.