WTF my farts smell so bad they are preventing me from sleeping

[Gone Forever]

Have you tried pooping or are you afraid you may melt your toilet?

[blutarski]

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The situation: my farts cannot be repressed and stink so badly that I can't get to sleep, I'm practically dutch-ovening myself.

Today's diet: Shea stadium hot dog, chicken tenders, french fries, sausage & peppers, then some rice+beans, chicken, then some pizza (derivery, papa john's with onions+pepperoni+mushrooms with the garlic sauce) and massive amounts of heineken

wtf is my play bbv... I opened a window and it is not helping

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Holy christ. Eat some vegetables, quickly.

[JJNJustin]

I was going to post a similar thread, you beat me to it.

Go to the casino after you eat all that stuff and let the farts out at the table. They'll love you for it. You may even get an unspoken fart contest going.

Dont eat beans. Someone on here posted about the "English Breakfast" including eggs and beans. If I ate beans with eggs, I could evacuate a building with my farts.

-J

[mbillie1]

bump

[Skoob]

You're doing this to yourself. Don't piss on your own foot and then come crying and whining asking why your foot is wet.

[Nogatsira]

Learn to enjoy it!

[TheJubilantMale]

1.Buy butt flute
2.Play lullaby w flute
3. Go to sleep

[Barretboy]

butt plug?

[stazbornak2]

crap the bed,
ROLL innit,

then call me on the toll free if problems persist

[billygrippo]

knock on peoples doors then fart on them, giggle and run off. after much running you will be tired and less gassy