ac trip report 10/19

[FISHCAKES]

Unless part 2 ends with you getting felted, trying to hitchike home and ending up in a dark room at The Red Roof Inn with a hairy truck driver handing you a $20 and a mouth full of shame do us all a favor and tell your story walking. You obviously have no class, etiquette or manners and deserve to be the victim of a horriffic hate crime. I bet the only reason no one else commented on what a terrible human being you are is because they couldn't read that many run on sentences without their heads exploding.

I love when guys like you show up at my local games, we don't have to worry about things like security, cameras and felony assault charges. God you made me so angry I think I'm gonna wake up my old lady and donkey punch her.

[Eponymous]

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Unless part 2 ends with you getting felted, trying to hitchike home and ending up in a dark room at The Red Roof Inn with a hairy truck driver handing you a $20 and a mouth full of shame do us all a favor and tell your story walking. You obviously have no class, etiquette or manners and deserve to be the victim of a horriffic hate crime. I bet the only reason no one else commented on what a terrible human being you are is because they couldn't read that many run on sentences without their heads exploding.

I love when guys like you show up at my local games, we don't have to worry about things like security, cameras and felony assault charges. God you made me so angry I think I'm gonna wake up my old lady and donkey punch her.

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This post made me want to read the OP. Then I scroll up and see that wall of words again. Kudos to anyone that can make it through more than a couple sentences of that.

[chopstick]

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Unless part 2 ends with you getting felted, trying to hitchike home and ending up in a dark room at The Red Roof Inn with a hairy truck driver handing you a $20 and a mouth full of shame do us all a favor and tell your story walking.

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This post made me want to read the OP. Then I scroll up and see that wall of words again. Kudos to anyone that can make it through more than a couple sentences of that.

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I read the entire thing, painful as the sentence structure was. It was actually somewhat entertaining. I think it's a coinflip whether or not it's entertaining enough to read it without paragraphs, though.

My Cliffs notes:

OP shows up at table, focuses on building LAG image
OP attempts to exploit LAG image by being a LAGGY TAG
OP makes some money, moves on to next casino
OP tries same thing, but super-LAG this time
OP loses his money and goes to sleep

[lewdjunglist]

tl;dr

Go back to english class FTW and learn about "paragraphs"!!

[npe]

"took a trip to ac with a friend of mine on the date in the subject line. it was a thursday, and i got there around 11 pm."

What year? 10/19 was a Friday this year.

[cookieb]

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"took a trip to ac with a friend of mine on the date in the subject line. it was a thursday, and i got there around 11 pm."

What year? 10/19 was a Friday this year.

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First post. Really, on this?