Douchiest single piece of clothing

[TheBlueMonster]

There are certain things a person can wear that will make them look incredibly douchey. Most of the time it's an entire ensemble (example: www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com)
But in rare and glorious occasions it is one single item. Let's hear your picks with an example of why it makes someone douchey.
My pick: the bowtie
example:

[owsley]

Those strap leather watches. I cannot understand wh anyone would ever, ever, wear them.

Also, bowties are awesome if you can actually pull it off.

[skunkworks]

Affliction tshirt

[mbillie1]

IMO it's the shirt of a made-up company/sports team/garage/etc that's really just a stock Abercrombie/Hollister/American Eagle shirt.

Example: (not a great one, quick GIS)

[MicroBob]

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Those strap leather watches. I cannot understand wh anyone would ever, ever, wear them.

Also, bowties are awesome if you can actually pull it off.

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For bowties it really depends on the individual.
My grandfather wore bowties all the time and they were perfect for him and he looked awesome.
If I wore a bowtie I would look even stupider than Tucker Carlson.


I think the whole crocs thing deserves consideration.

[By-Tor]

L.A. DoGers cap

[mbillie1]

Flannel hoodie

[curtis012]

Crocs.

[Klompy]

que d'bad who says flip flops

Can the item refer to how it's worn? Backwards worn baseball hat is pretty douchy unless you're on a motorcycle or something.

[TheNoodleMan]

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IMO it's the shirt of a made-up company/sports team/garage/etc that's really just a stock Abercrombie/Hollister/American Eagle shirt.

Example: (not a great one, quick GIS)



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I've flown American Eagle, it exists.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Eagle_Airlines