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Old 10-25-2007, 03:46 PM
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"When you make the two one, and when you make the inner as the outer and the outer as the inner and the above as the below, and when you make the male and the female into a single one, then you shall enter the kingdom."

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a lot of what he said was convoluted, but I think he's talking about being counterfeited here.

also, would he be a CardRunners pro?
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:47 PM
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omg gold

as for your question, no - he'd probably be too good to be a CR pro
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:48 PM
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[insert funny comment here]
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:49 PM
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im having dejavu
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:55 PM
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Would this be 8lb 6oz baby Jesus or the grown up one?
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Old 10-25-2007, 04:01 PM
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Sorry but Jesus never said anything like that.
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Old 10-25-2007, 04:07 PM
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Sorry but Jesus never said anything like that.

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Have you seen Zeitgeist?
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Old 10-25-2007, 04:14 PM
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lol at "The Gospel of Thomas". Written a 150 years after Jesus, as opposed to the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, written by Jesus' contemporaries, none later than 65 AD. Some gnostic group put it out as the "secret" sayings of Jesus, 'cause they were into secret stuff. They thought it was cool.
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Old 10-25-2007, 04:46 PM
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lol at "The Gospel of Thomas". Written a 150 years after Jesus, as opposed to the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, written by Jesus' contemporaries, none later than 65 AD. Some gnostic group put it out as the "secret" sayings of Jesus, 'cause they were into secret stuff. They thought it was cool.

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From Wikipedia:

Matthew:
"Secular scholarship generally agrees it was written by an anonymous non-eyewitness to Jesus' ministry. The author apparently used the Gospel of Mark as one source and the hypothetical Q document as another, possibly writing in Antioch, c 80-85."

Luke:
"While some scholars argue for a pre-70 date for when the gospel was written, most scholars place the date ca. 80-90."

John:
"Most scholars agree on a range of c. 90-100 for when the gospel was written, though dates as early as the 60s or as late as the 140s have been advanced by a small number of scholars."

Also there is much debate about the date of Gospel of Thomas as well - ranging from 50 to 150.

You are correct about Mark though (60-65).

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Old 10-26-2007, 11:24 AM
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Denouncing it as heretical makes me believe it's legitimate.

Some say it was written around the same time as the Gospels.

At least the Gospel of Thomas allegedly reveals something about what God is and how to become Christlike. If Christ existed, I believe he'd rather us become like him instead of blinding worship him and a corrupt Church.

Your post is somewhat condescending but I guess it's "cool" to be right and believe something that you can't question!
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