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Old 11-22-2006, 05:23 AM
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Default (OT) (NSFW!!!!!!)WHAT I LOVE A LOT:

I LOVE:



girls, money, friends, my dad, my mom, my 2 dogs, my brother, marijuana, money, poker, poker, poker, girls, vagina, and my friends. picture time!! i also love music, i like the aquatic monkeys a lot as well.



FIRST OFF IS GIRLS !!! I LOVE GIRLS !!!


chick with titties

that is a girl i love!! i love girls because i can [censored] them with my penis!!!




i love money because it buys me things like computers, sunglasses, food, condoms for when i [censored] girls, etc!! what is not to be liked about money ?!?!

next i like poker:




poker makes it so that money falls from the sky and brings the money (which i love) to my pocket. so i can buy condoms, girls, sunglasses, food, and computers.

next i love my dad.



i love my dad because he is ok with me smoking weed and he doesnt care if im failing college because im making lots of money playing poker. because all college is is you finding a way to make ends meat and if i can play poker to make ends meat then he says thats ok and if it's ok with him then it's ok with me, roll tide mother [censored].


next i love weed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:



my dad smokes weed with me! how cool is that?!?! my dad>your dadxINFINITE hahaha pwoned


next i love beeer!!!good wheat beer mainly! steinkeller's bar is amazing btw.

http://www.pubcrawler.com/Template/R...rewerID=104475

i went there once and i fell in love, anyone in ohio needs to stop by that bar and fall in love. i left my heart in ohio.

btw BBER!!!!!!!

that's a good ass wheat beer if u ever asked me!!!

so i love. beer condoms.
CONDOMS!!!!!



condoms let you [censored] [censored] and not worry about your dick falling off!!! i recommend that everyone use a condom 100% of the times that they have sex with a female

condoms let you have [censored]!:::




if u wear a condom you can [censored] both of theses [censored] at the same time!!

GOOOD INGHT ALL AND GOD BLESS AT THE TABLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-22-2006, 05:33 AM
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Default Re: (OT) WHAT I LOVE A LOT:

hahahahaha this is awesome
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Old 11-22-2006, 05:51 AM
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PokerStars Game #7125568665: 5 Card Draw Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/11/22 - 04:42:26 (ET)
Table 'Sadachbia' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: pennpal ($59.50 in chips)
Seat 4: bengiec ($47.80 in chips)
Seat 6: futuredoc85 ($84.60 in chips)
bengiec: posts small blind $0.25
futuredoc85: posts big blind $0.50
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to futuredoc85 [8s 8h 8c 6c Qs]
bengiec said, "WTF"
bengiec said, "RUNS INTO POCKET ACES"
bengiec said, "WTF"
pennpal: calls $0.50
pennpal said, "rgged yo"
bengiec: calls $0.25
bengiec said, "RGGD"
futuredoc85: raises $1.50 to $2
pennpal: folds
bengiec: raises $4.50 to $6.50
bengiec said, "I RAISE"
futuredoc85: raises $13.50 to $20
bengiec: calls $13.50
bengiec: discards 2 cards
bengiec said, "LOL"
futuredoc85: discards 2 cards [6c Qs]
Dealt to futuredoc85 [3c Ac]
bengiec said, "SRY FUTURE"
pennpal said, "haha we scared away the table"
bengiec said, "BUT GIMMI UR CHIPS [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]"
bengiec: bets $22
futuredoc85: raises $42.60 to $64.60 and is all-in
bengiec: calls $5.80 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
futuredoc85: shows [8s 8h 8c 3c Ac] (three of a kind, Eights)
bengiec: mucks hand
futuredoc85 collected $95.10 from pot
bengiec said, "3 8S"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $96.10 | Rake $1
Seat 3: pennpal (button) folded before the Draw
Seat 4: bengiec (small blind) mucked [Ks 7c 2c 3s 5c]
Seat 6: futuredoc85 (big blind) showed [8s 8h 8c 3c Ac] and won ($95.10) with three of a kind, Eights


PokerStars Game #7125583668: 5 Card Draw Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/11/22 - 04:46:03 (ET)
Table 'Sadachbia' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Kniksen ($27.80 in chips)
Seat 3: pennpal ($36.80 in chips)
Seat 4: bengiec ($70.75 in chips)
Seat 6: futuredoc85 ($130.90 in chips)
bengiec: posts small blind $0.25
futuredoc85: posts big blind $0.50
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to futuredoc85 [Kc 6h Ad Kd Jh]
bengiec said, "PENNPAL PLS REBUY"
Kniksen: folds
bengiec said, "SO I CAN GET PROPER IMPLIED POOTER ODDS"
pennpal: calls $0.50
bengiec: raises $1.50 to $2
futuredoc85 said, "i am 5crd draw pro obv"
futuredoc85: calls $1.50
pennpal: folds
bengiec: discards 2 cards
futuredoc85: discards 3 cards [6h Ad Jh]
Dealt to futuredoc85 [Ks 7c Kh]
bengiec: checks
futuredoc85: bets $4.30
bengiec: calls $4.30
*** SHOW DOWN ***
futuredoc85: shows [Kc Ks 7c Kd Kh] (four of a kind, Kings)
bengiec: mucks hand
futuredoc85 collected $12.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $13.10 | Rake $0.60
Seat 1: Kniksen folded before the Draw (didn't bet)
Seat 3: pennpal (button) folded before the Draw
Seat 4: bengiec (small blind) mucked [9s Qh 4d Qd Td]
Seat 6: futuredoc85 (big blind) showed [Kc Ks 7c Kd Kh] and won ($12.50) with four of a kind, Kings
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Old 11-22-2006, 05:56 AM
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LOL, your dad is old.
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Old 11-22-2006, 05:59 AM
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Default Re: (OT) (NSFW!!!!!!)WHAT I LOVE A LOT:

[ QUOTE ]
LOL, your dad is old.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol you lost to handsome hu

edit: and you have a small penis, apparently....
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Old 11-22-2006, 06:06 AM
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ah dios (4:04:02 AM): lol
ah dios (4:04:07 AM): costanza talks trash
ah dios (4:04:09 AM): i beat handomse hu
ah dios (4:04:13 AM): I WON HIM HEADS UP BATTLE
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Old 11-22-2006, 06:09 AM
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bengiec: shows [7c 6h 9d 5h 5d] (Lo: a pair of Fives)
pennpal: shows [8s 4h Ad 7h 3d] (Lo: A,8,7,4,3)
pennpal collected $13.35 from pot
bengiec said, "LOL"
bengiec said, "U LOSE"
bengiec said, "WTF"
bengiec said, "LOWBALL"
bengiec said, "BULL****"
pennpal said, "how do u play ths"

(after he types his hand into the chat)
bengiec said, "WHAT A CALL"
bengiec said, "!"
futuredoc85: folds
bengiec said, "AMAZING"
pennpal said, "POZZZED"
pennpal: raises $1 to $1.50
bengiec said, "ITS LIKE"
bengiec: raises $3 to $4.50
bengiec said, "HE'S READING MY OCMPUTER SCREEN"
pennpal said, "WHERE S THE ALL N BUTTON"
pennpal: raises $6 to $10.50
bengiec said, "I FOUND IT"
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Old 11-22-2006, 06:10 AM
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yea real [censored] funny. everbodies a [censored] comedian. more liek bob fagget than saget
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Old 11-22-2006, 06:22 AM
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Default Re: (OT) (NSFW!!!!!!)WHAT I LOVE A LOT:

NathanSae (4:19:57 AM): i see u and pennpal played triple draw
ah dios (4:20:03 AM): yea
ah dios (4:20:05 AM): [censored] variance
NathanSae (4:20:09 AM): hahaha
NathanSae (4:20:27 AM): bengiec: shows [7c 6h 9d 5h 5d] (Lo: a pair of Fives)
NathanSae (4:20:29 AM): hahahahaha
ah dios (4:20:41 AM): yea laugh it up ahole
ah dios (4:20:51 AM): at least i never mangled a hotdog
ah dios (4:21:04 AM): YO [censored]
ah dios (4:21:05 AM): 2 r'S
ah dios (4:21:09 AM): 2 L'S
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Old 11-22-2006, 06:25 AM
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chick with titties


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