SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV 2007 (nc)

[Shizzle12345]

ok ENOUGH
Stage #812573739: Holdem No Limit $2 - 2007-11-08 11:56:11 (ET)
Table: DURANGO AVE (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealer
Seat 1 - FZZY_LOGIC ($468 in chips)
Seat 2 - OMOMOMO ($378.20 in chips)
Seat 3 - KIMLOWENTHAK ($437 in chips)
Seat 4 - KIDCONCRETE ($106.35 in chips)
Seat 5 - CHOPPER77 ($273.35 in chips)
Seat 6 - SJAAKIIE ($354 in chips)
OMOMOMO - Posts small blind $1
KIMLOWENTHAK - Posts big blind $2
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to SJAAKIIE [As Ah]
KIDCONCRETE - Folds
CHOPPER77 - Folds
SJAAKIIE - Raises $7 to $7
FZZY_LOGIC - Folds
OMOMOMO - Folds
KIMLOWENTHAK - Calls $5
*** FLOP *** [6s 5d Jd]
KIMLOWENTHAK - Checks
SJAAKIIE - Bets $11
KIMLOWENTHAK - Calls $11
*** TURN *** [6s 5d Jd] [9d]
KIMLOWENTHAK - Checks
SJAAKIIE - Bets $25
KIMLOWENTHAK - Calls $25
*** RIVER *** [6s 5d Jd 9d] [2s]
KIMLOWENTHAK - Checks
SJAAKIIE - Bets $75
KIMLOWENTHAK - Calls $75
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SJAAKIIE - Shows [As Ah] (One pair, aces)
KIMLOWENTHAK - Shows [Jh 9s] (Two Pair, jacks and nines)
KIMLOWENTHAK Collects $234 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($237) | Rake ($3)
Board [6s 5d Jd 9d 2s]
Seat 1: FZZY_LOGIC (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: OMOMOMO (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: KIMLOWENTHAK (big blind) won Total ($234) HI$234) with Two Pair, jacks and nines [Jh 9s - P:Jh,B:Jd,P:9s,B:9d,B:6s]
Seat 4: KIDCONCRETE Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: CHOPPER77 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: SJAAKIIE HI:lost with One pair, aces [As Ah - P:As,P:Ah,B:Jd,B:9d,B:6s]

[thac]

Motion to rename the chz thread to the Official Shizzle and thac Bitch thread?

[Shizzle12345]

How the hell do guys like Fabian have these sick fking winrates without ever dropping more then like 7 bi

Down 3k now, and only 2bi of tilt (which i consider pretty good if you consider how badly i got slaughtered)

whahahah THEY NEVER VB HERE WITH A LOW FLUSH, vs tag

Stage #812578279: Holdem No Limit $2 - 2007-11-08 12:04:44 (ET)
Table: CEDAR AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - XJUSTRUNX ($346.70 in chips)
Seat 5 - SJAAKIIE ($311.70 in chips)
Seat 6 - ACEGREENMAN ($176 in chips)
Seat 2 - ACE1S ($507.55 in chips)
Seat 3 - UFO777 ($156.44 in chips)
SJAAKIIE - Posts small blind $1
ACEGREENMAN - Posts big blind $2
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to SJAAKIIE [6c 6d]
ACE1S - Folds
UFO777 - Folds
XJUSTRUNX - Raises $8 to $8
SJAAKIIE - Calls $7
ACEGREENMAN - Folds
*** FLOP *** [7d Kh 5d]
SJAAKIIE - Checks
XJUSTRUNX - Bets $13
SJAAKIIE - Calls $13
*** TURN *** [7d Kh 5d] [9d]
SJAAKIIE - Checks
XJUSTRUNX - Checks
*** RIVER *** [7d Kh 5d 9d] [Kd]
SJAAKIIE - Bets $22
XJUSTRUNX - Calls $22
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SJAAKIIE - Shows [6c 6d] (Flush, king high)
XJUSTRUNX - Mucks
SJAAKIIE Collects $84.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($88) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [7d Kh 5d 9d Kd]
Seat 2: ACE1S Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: UFO777 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: XJUSTRUNX (dealer) HI: [Mucked] [10h Ks]
Seat 5: SJAAKIIE (small blind) won Total ($84.50) HI$84.50) with Flush, king high [6c 6d - B:Kd,B:9d,B:7d,P:6d,B:5d]
Seat 6: ACEGREENMAN (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS

[1gotth3nuts]

anyone call this against a standard like 20/5 donk?
Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $100
SB: $171.15
BB: $106.15
UTG: $153.50
MP: $74.15
CO: $105.70

Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, MP calls $1, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $5</font>, 2 folds, MP calls $4

Flop: ($11.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $8</font>, MP calls $8

Turn: ($27.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $17</font>, <font color="red">MP raises to $61.15 and is All-In</font>, Hero

[brettkc]

man 1/2 on ftp sucks during the morning/day apparently everyone is a damn NIT. F LIFE

[Shizzle12345]

Jesus Im aproaching a 20bi downswing here, so sick. My record was like 15-16bi. Down 3.2k now. In less then 4k hands, so sick.

[thac]

[ QUOTE ]
man 1/2 on ftp sucks during the morning/day apparently everyone is a damn NIT. F LIFE

[/ QUOTE ]

Agreed.

[brettkc]

except this guy

Full Tilt Poker Game #4107975517: Table St Ives (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:25:46 ET - 2007/11/08
VidiVici 22 stands up
Seat 1: VidiVici 22 ($0), is sitting out
Seat 2: DontBeScrd ($146)
Seat 3: Claw1980 ($296.95)
Seat 4: KCPITCHER41 ($36)
Seat 5: bertkc ($423.85)
Seat 6: DARE2CALL ($202)
DontBeScrd posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bertkc [Ac Qh]
Claw1980 folds
KCPITCHER41 folds
DontBeScrd: goood morning
bertkc raises to $7
DARE2CALL calls $7
DontBeScrd calls $5
*** FLOP *** [Td Kh 8c]
DontBeScrd checks
LeBronJames1984 adds $200
bertkc has 15 seconds left to act
bertkc bets $14
DARE2CALL calls $14
DontBeScrd folds
*** TURN *** [Td Kh 8c] [4h]
bertkc checks
DARE2CALL checks
*** RIVER *** [Td Kh 8c 4h] [2s]
bertkc checks
DARE2CALL bets $49
bertkc has 15 seconds left to act
bertkc has requested TIME
bertkc calls $49
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DARE2CALL shows [As Jd] Ace King high
bertkc shows [Ac Qh] Ace King high
bertkc wins the pot ($144) with Ace King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $147 | Rake $3
Board: [Td Kh 8c 4h 2s]
Seat 1: VidiVici 22 (small blind) is sitting out
Seat 2: DontBeScrd (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Claw1980 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: KCPITCHER41 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: bertkc showed [Ac Qh] and won ($144) with Ace King high
Seat 6: DARE2CALL (button) showed [As Jd] and lost with Ace King high

[holdme]

ive played a total of like 2k hands this month and am down way too much but im gonna jump on the horse again as soon as my mac n cheese is done

[BGnight]

Why do TAGfish get rewarded by calling 3bets w/ suited junk and flopping a flush vs my top set?????