Post your favourite simile - here's mine to start!

[Blarg]

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The Vogon Constructor Fleet hung in the Upper Stratosphere just like bricks don't.
- Douglas Adams

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This is pretty funny!

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Welcome to vanity central; two of my favorites are my own:

1. She looked like she just sh*t a bird.
2. I have often described the Filipino language as sounding like a suitcase full of pots and pans falling down the stairs.

[luckyjimm]

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Welcome to vanity central; two of my favorites are my own:

1. She looked like she just sh*t a bird.
2. I have often described the Filipino language as sounding like a suitcase full of pots and pans falling down the stairs.

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Leonard Cohen had a metaphor in one of his books about a woman dancing like a trashcan falling down an escalator....

[nick604]

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Animals and man have co-existed since long before we all evolved, but while cruelty still makes our hearts bleed like fresh operation scars in a hot bath, our daily language is full of abuse with expressions like 'frog stupid'

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Chris Morris

[KilgoreTrout]

That boy's 'bout as sharp as a bowlin' ball

That woman's got a mouth like a motor boat: always a-goin putter put put.

That dog's as sharp as a sack full o' wet mice.

[BigPoppa]

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The Vogon Constructor Fleet hung in the Upper Stratosphere just like bricks don't.
- Douglas Adams

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Immediately thought of this when I saw the thread

edit: I think this is it, however:

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The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't

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[Dominic]

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That boy's 'bout as sharp as a bowlin' ball

That woman's got a mouth like a motor boat: always a-goin putter put put.

That dog's as sharp as a sack full o' wet mice.

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I sa-- I sa-- I saaaaay.

[rkawar]

"Romeo and Juliet had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."

Hi im ramzi, first post on 2p2.

[whiskeytown]

"I'm like a wino with a twenty dollar bill
forever and eternally yours" - Vigilantes of Love


rb

[Magisastar]

He's as mad as a cut snake.
He's as fast as an Ethiopian with a McDonald's voucher.