Beat: Girls don't get my sweet non-pick up lines

[sippin_criss]

Such as:

How much does a polar weigh? Like 2000 pounds.

Are those space pants? Because it looks like you could travel to Mars with no ill effects on your legs.

Was your father a police office? Because it looks like you abide by the law really well.

etc, just such gold and got zero credit.

Unrelated beat: The Canadian Tour is drying up, I shot 67 in a monday qualifier yesterday and didn't even get in.

[slimon]

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Such as:

How much does a polar weigh? Like 2000 pounds.

Are those space pants? Because it looks like you could travel to Mars with no ill effects on your legs.

Was your father a police office? Because it looks like you abide by the law really well.

etc, just such gold and got zero credit.

Unrelated beat: The Canadian Tour is drying up, I shot 67 in a monday qualifier yesterday and didn't even get in.

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Like how poker is drying up and my girls puss.

[TinderWall]

Those didn't work? WTF?

[Labarde]

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How much does a polar weigh? Like 2000 pounds.



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lol reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite for some reason

[No Fizzle]

I LIKE it!

"Are your legs tired? Perhaps you should try Dr. Scholl's custom insoles."

"Wanna come back to my place and play Pearl Harbor? We can watch WWII movies and weep openly."

"Girl, If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd get rid of the letter 'Y'. Ain't nothin' an 'I' can't do, knahmean?"

[sippin_criss]

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I LIKE it!

"Are your legs tired? Perhaps you should try Dr. Scholl's custom insoles."

"Wanna come back to my place and play Pearl Harbor? We can watch WWII movies and weep openly."

"Girl, If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd get rid of the letter 'Y'. Ain't nothin' an 'I' can't do, knahmean?"

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wow, thats very well done. id be friends with you irl i bet.

[diebitter]

Try a hetero one:

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you swallow 8 inches?"

[MasterLJ]

DOES ANYONE HERE SPEAK ENGLISH@?!!?!?@>@>#@)*(#&@#*(&