**Official uNL Microbrew thread: May**

[EMc]

It seems as if this is the first time in like 3 months I havent started this thread drunk. Sweet. I also havent played in a month. Also sweet.

All, wish Thac luck as he quits poker, and send me PMs for hte moneyline on when he returns. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

That said,

Post your crap here. Funny hands, basic hands, life beats, trip reports, brags.

Also too, play nice or Ill start getting angry. You know who you are. Keep the dick-waving to a minimum, and have a good attitude.

[PJo336]

first?

[PJo336]

life beat: test in 7 hours, dont know how japan and chinas economy differed in interacting with europe in 1600-1800...lame class im aware

[Dilznoofus]

Brag: I got my bachelor's degree a year ago this month.
Beat: I'm about to turn 27.

[PJo336]

beat: you can legally purchase alcohol, I cannot
Brag for you

[kaz2107]

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Also too, play nice or Ill start getting angry. You know who you are. Keep the dick-waving to a minimum, and have a good attitude.

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gelford not allowed to post in tha brew this month or wut?!?!?!

[jacbmw]

Beat: Got two assignments due very soon, but two nervous to check the pending due date cause i havent started them...

Brag: got my roll started again, after withdrawing and leaving poker for a while...starting roll was $2 from a mate two weeks ago and have now got $680 following proper BR management (obv not at the start)...here comes 50NL soonish i hope

[calmB4storm]

Brag: Going to the beach for the fifth day in a row tomorrow.
Beat: Finals on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.

[hanster]

Goal: 100k hands this month and hopefully move up to 12-tabling 50 NL 6max by the end of the month. (Currently 8~12-tabling 25). Winrate: Anything positive should be nice.


Oh and this is the worst beat I've had percentage-wise ever in terms of getting all the money in when I'm ahead. I was confused when the cards were shown.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($66.60)
BB ($12.75)
Hero ($26.80)
MP ($24.75)
Button ($17.55)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $1, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: ($2.35) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1.75</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $16.55</font>, Hero calls $14.80.

Turn: ($35.45) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($35.45) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $35.45

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 9c Ac (straight, five high).
Button has Ah 6h (straight, six high).
Outcome: Button wins $35.45. </font>

FlopTurnRiver.com -h Ac 9c - Ah 6h -- 3c 9d 2c
Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing 3c 2c 9d
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Ac 9c 980 98.99 10 1.01 0 0.00 0.990
Ah 6h 10 1.01 980 98.99 0 0.00 0.010

Mehhhhhhh

[PietM]

Got a coaching session with FruityPro last Friday. I was getting my ass kicked at 50NL (man does a 20BI downswing suck), and wasn't sure if it was me or the doomswitchthing.
He put my mind at ease a bit and plugged some minor leaks (especially tightening up OOP). Played 3K hands after that over the weekend and finally ran good (7PTBB/100). Yay me!

I'm going to try to hold on to the positive mindset and rake in the $$! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]