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10-09-2007, 05:57 PM
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[censored] you Venetian
Just got back from Vegas, having gone there to play NL live for the first time ever. Brag (1) - Finally got to play NL live. Beat (1) - had 3.5 hours of unrelenting card death. Best hole cards were a pair of sevens. Completely missed flop on all hands played. Almost entirely missed flop on hands I didn't play [censored] YOU AUTOSHUFFLER. [censored] YOU DEALER. I [censored] TIPPED YOU Brag (2) - Only lost $36 Beat (2) - Donkfish [censored] sox fan on my right flops quads twice in half an hour, closely followed by a full house. His "bro" sitting at another table comes over to say how he just won some $4000 jackpot for rivering a royal flush. Pulls [censored] like calling preflop raises with 75o and hits two pair on the river and runs his stack up to over $800 and then tells ME that "I think ya need some help with your game there chief" [censored] YOU YOU [censored] [censored] WHORE BITCH I HATE YOU AND I AM GOING TO MURDER YOUR PUPPY Brag (3) - got wasted on 18yo Macallan at Venetians expense. Beat (3) - lack of additional $36 meant I couldnt get oral sex from syphilitic hooker on strip during walk back at 4am. Beat (4) - So pissed by this experience that I spent rest of vacation doing girly emo [censored] with the girlfriend. Variance - Theres no [censored] variance. Just [censored] off. 
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#3
10-09-2007, 06:19 PM
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Re: [censored] you Venetian
you should have played at the Wynn
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10-09-2007, 06:40 PM
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Re: [censored] you Venetian
man, the Venetian totally screwed you!!!! geeez
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#5
10-09-2007, 07:12 PM
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Re: [censored] you Venetian
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Beat (2) - Donkfish [censored] sox fan on my right flops quads twice in half an hour, closely followed by a full house. His "bro" sitting at another table comes over to say how he just won some $4000 jackpot for rivering a royal flush. [/ QUOTE ] Not possible. Venetian doesn't have jackpots. [ QUOTE ] Beat (3) - lack of additional $36 meant I couldnt get oral sex from syphilitic hooker on strip during walk back at 4am. [/ QUOTE ] How good could it be for $36? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [ QUOTE ] Beat (4) - So pissed by this experience that I spent rest of vacation doing girly emo [censored] with the girlfriend. Variance - Theres no [censored] variance. Just [censored] off. [/ QUOTE ] Stick to playing on the internet, lol.
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