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Old 06-13-2007, 04:18 PM
qwnu qwnu is offline
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Mike Matusow: think i should fk them both in the asss to shut them up

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When I am trying to get somebody to shut up, this is not generally the first tactic that pops into my mind.
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Old 06-13-2007, 04:57 PM
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Old 06-13-2007, 05:37 PM
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Old 06-13-2007, 06:01 PM
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There are only two reasons cigarettes aren't illegal:

1. Tobacco money is what keeps our government from going busto.
2. Some ridiculous percentage of Americans are fatally addicted to them.
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Old 06-13-2007, 06:06 PM
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Helen Keller was not good looking.
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Old 06-13-2007, 06:36 PM
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You do not consider 'weed' a drug is that because you are a weed-addicted drug addict?

Cannabis like caffiene is a drug whether you consider it to be or not. If you are american please inform the us administration of your position and supply your name and address to them.

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leveling right?
cigs are ten times more dangerous than weed could ever dream of being,

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Leveling or incredibly ignorant, right?

10x, is that from your original research, Doc?

Oh, and I'm pro-legalization, but your comments are idiotic.
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Old 06-13-2007, 08:33 PM
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Cannabis Combats Cancer....
"The chemical in cannabis that produces a high may help to combat the spread of cancer, research suggests.
Scientists have discovered the active ingredient, delta-9-tetrahydrocannibol can block the spread of gamma herpes viruses.

The viruses are linked to an increased risk of the cancers Kaposis sarcoma, Burkitts lymphoma and Hodgkins disease."
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Old 06-13-2007, 08:44 PM
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the dope tangent is starting to make this seem like an OOT thread. you don't really want that, do you?
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Old 06-13-2007, 08:56 PM
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When I see ppl in their 40's doing drugs I usually think there losers.
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:28 AM
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Cannabis Combats Cancer....
"The chemical in cannabis that produces a high may help to combat the spread of c..."

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Nice lack of link ftw!
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