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11-24-2007, 04:38 PM
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Re: GF invites me to wake, whats my line?
alternately,
"Well I kind of have other things to do this weekend, but I'll tell you what, I'll go to your mother's funeral, she doesn't have that much time left anyway." 
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#2
11-24-2007, 05:44 PM
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Re: GF invites me to wake, whats my line?
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alternately, "Well I kind of have other things to do this weekend, but I'll tell you what, I'll go to your mother's funeral, she doesn't have that much time left anyway." [/ QUOTE ] Solid plan, A+
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#3
11-24-2007, 05:46 PM
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Re: GF invites me to wake, whats my line?
i would grit my teeth and go. she needs your emotional support and if you care about her you should give it to her.
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#4
11-24-2007, 05:55 PM
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Re: GF invites me to wake, whats my line?
The OP should have read :
"I want to continue blowing my load into a chick that wants me to go to the funeral for her grandfather when I don't give a [censored] about her or him. How can I get out of it and still stick my peepee in her?"
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#6
11-25-2007, 03:38 PM
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Re: GF invites me to wake, whats my line?
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"I wouldn't really feel comfortable, especially having this be the first time that I meet the rest of your family. I'm sorry." [/ QUOTE ] This only works if he hasn't already tried to get out of it by giving another excuse. -McGee
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#7
11-25-2007, 04:15 PM
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Re: GF invites me to wake, whats my line?
She wants a threesome with you and dead grampa obv.
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#8
11-25-2007, 04:32 PM
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Re: GF invites me to wake, whats my line?
I agree this sounds suspicious and could be a set up. She could even follow up with burial invitation. If so, wear a cross, garlic necklace, and just in case - a condom. Don't jump directly into the grave like that dude in "Salem's Lot" and stay outta enclosed tombs altogether. Recommend you and she watch "Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things" the night before. Most importantly, only attend burial during daylight hours.
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#9
11-24-2007, 04:36 PM
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Re: GF invites me to wake, whats my line?
You left out how long silly.
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#10
11-24-2007, 04:47 PM
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Re: GF invites me to wake, whats my line?
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So her grandfather died after alot of hospitalizations, and she definatley saw it coming and so did her family but she isn't taking it well. I have to drive awhile and meet her family, which i've never done, and I really don't want to go. We aren't very serious. Is it -ev to just say "I don't want to go." and be honest? I don't think lying is a good line... and I wouldn't expect her to attend a wake for my family and I doubt I would even invite her unless she knew the family member. need help =-0 [/ QUOTE ] If you don't want to break up, go. If you do, then be honest, then break up with her in a couple of weeks.
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