You guys better keep an eye out for suicide reports in Monaco.

[Ansky]

Because I am going to jump off the roof of this rigged european [censored].

So after 10 minutes in the main event I realize that I have the sickest table ever. Genuinely some of the worst poker players I have ever seen playing, and I am [censored] pumped. I get something like 7 pocket pairs literally, in the first 80 minutes, and hit nothing and im down to around 14000 from the original 15000. Blinds are still 25/50, and it's the last hand of the level.

Two idiot monkeys limp and the next idiot monkey makes it 600 (at 25/50...). I call behind on the button with 88, and the other euro lagtards fold. Flop comes 5 7 8 w/ 2 spades.

Guy leads out for 650, I raise to 2500, he repops to 6500 w/ no hesitation, I insta shoves, he beats me into the pot and victory slams two black aces on the table. I am getting ready to double up after an offsuit king rolls off on the turn. I think to myself "hah wow would be sick if he had kings!"

The very next second the river is the ace of diamonds.

Kill me.

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