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Old 06-05-2006, 06:54 PM
jeffraider jeffraider is offline
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Default Do you like this tattoo idea?

I have no tattoos, but only because I haven't been able to really find an idea I liked enough. Watching Full Metal Jacket again (one of my favourite movies ever), I finally had an idea I love!

Left arm, just below the shoulder, I want a peace sign.

Right arm, just below the shoulder, I want BORN TO KiLL.



Pogue Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armor?

Private Joker: A peace symbol, sir.

Pogue Colonel: Where'd you get it?

Private Joker: I don't remember, sir.

Pogue Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?

Private Joker: "Born to Kill", sir.

Pogue Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?

Private Joker: No, sir.

Pogue Colonel: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant [censored] on you.

Private Joker: Yes, sir.

Pogue Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.

Private Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.

Pogue Colonel: The what?

Private Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.

Pogue Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?

Private Joker: Our side, sir.

Pogue Colonel: Don't you love your country?

Private Joker: Yes, sir.

Pogue Colonel: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?

Private Joker: Yes, sir.

Pogue Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.

Private Joker: Aye-aye, sir.

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Old 06-05-2006, 07:00 PM
gilbert gilbert is offline
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Default Re: Do you like this tattoo idea?

Right arm, just below the shoulder, I want BORN TO KiLL.

hahahahahaaa
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:01 PM
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Default Re: Do you like this tattoo idea?

Have you ever killed?

If not I would reconsider.
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:01 PM
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Default Re: Do you like this tattoo idea?

Same arm.
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:02 PM
miajag miajag is offline
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Default Re: Do you like this tattoo idea?

Tattoos in general are lame but this is kind of a cool idea.
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:02 PM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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Default Re: Do you like this tattoo idea?

Shouldn't they be tattooed on your helmet?
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:02 PM
NWCougar NWCougar is offline
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Default Re: Do you like this tattoo idea?

I hope you're a badass because with tattoos that gay, you're going to get into a lot of fights.
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:03 PM
amplify amplify is offline
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Default Re: Do you like this tattoo idea?

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Have you ever killed?

If not I would reconsider.

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He's trying to suggest something about the duality of man, not pass a lie detector.
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:03 PM
GeniusToad GeniusToad is offline
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Shouldn't they be tattooed on your helmet?

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ouch!
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:04 PM
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Default Re: Do you like this tattoo idea?

Just like threads that begin with "Is this cheating?" can always be answered with a Yes!!! so can threads that begin with "Do you like this tattoo idea?" be answered with a resounding No!!!

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