BBV4L -- employ me imo

[prodonkey]

my penis is too small for that.

[chopsticks]

Okay, I can offer you this:

Your job is to play my poker account with 10 ptBB winning ratio at NL100, 9 tables at a time. If you cant make this, you will be fired without a notice and the amount lost or below 10 ptBB/100 will be billed from you. You will have a decent salary which is 10% of your hourly winnings per hour.

If you can keep up with 10 ptBB/hour, your salary will look like this:

Hands per hour: ~60 (full table) * 9 = 540
ptBB/100: 10 = $20
Salary: ($20 * 5,4) * 0,10 = $10.8 minus taxes

You can work 8 hours a day and I will arrange you free food and comfortable working conditions.

And also if you can make 15 or more ptBB/100 your hourly salary will be even higher!

[ncboiler]

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Okay, I can offer you this:

Your job is to play my poker account with 10 ptBB winning ratio at NL100, 9 tables at a time. If you cant make this, you will be fired without a notice and the amount lost or below 10 ptBB/100 will be billed from you. You will have a decent salary which is 10% of your hourly winnings per hour.

If you can keep up with 10 ptBB/hour, your salary will look like this:

Hands per hour: ~60 (full table) * 9 = 540
ptBB/100: 10 = $20
Salary: ($20 * 5,4) * 0,10 = $10.8 minus taxes

You can work 8 hours a day and I will arrange you free food and comfortable working conditions.

And also if you can make 15 or more ptBB/100 your hourly salary will be even higher!

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OP posts in BBL. He doesn't play poker. Any more smart ideas brainiac??

[prodonkey]

I've always wondered how many people that post in here don't play. And if they don't, why do they post on a poker forum.

[chopsticks]

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Okay, I can offer you this:

Your job is to play my poker account with 10 ptBB winning ratio at NL100, 9 tables at a time. If you cant make this, you will be fired without a notice and the amount lost or below 10 ptBB/100 will be billed from you. You will have a decent salary which is 10% of your hourly winnings per hour.

If you can keep up with 10 ptBB/hour, your salary will look like this:

Hands per hour: ~60 (full table) * 9 = 540
ptBB/100: 10 = $20
Salary: ($20 * 5,4) * 0,10 = $10.8 minus taxes

You can work 8 hours a day and I will arrange you free food and comfortable working conditions.

And also if you can make 15 or more ptBB/100 your hourly salary will be even higher!

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OP posts in BBL. He doesn't play poker. Any more smart ideas brainiac??

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MAYBE ILL HIRE HIM TO KILL YOU

[billygrippo]

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Okay, I can offer you this:

Your job is to play my poker account with 10 ptBB winning ratio at NL100, 9 tables at a time. If you cant make this, you will be fired without a notice and the amount lost or below 10 ptBB/100 will be billed from you. You will have a decent salary which is 10% of your hourly winnings per hour.

If you can keep up with 10 ptBB/hour, your salary will look like this:

Hands per hour: ~60 (full table) * 9 = 540
ptBB/100: 10 = $20
Salary: ($20 * 5,4) * 0,10 = $10.8 minus taxes

You can work 8 hours a day and I will arrange you free food and comfortable working conditions.

And also if you can make 15 or more ptBB/100 your hourly salary will be even higher!

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deal

pm me for screen name to ship me a roll

[icheckraiseu]

I will make you an offer you cant refuse.

Go play donkaments. You on my notebook, i on my desktop. Of course i need you to tell me your cards the whole time, so i can optimise(sp?) your play. and you better be folding if i say: "NOW! FOLD!".

If you cash, its 80/20. If i cash and you not - bad luck, but you can watch me play and improve your own game.

[Conspire]

Claim yourself to be a genius, move to Las Vegas, use your awesome poker skills to acquire a 5 digit bankroll and throw a hudge myspace party. End thread


Conspire

[billygrippo]

im an amazing poker player. im kind of a big deal. no jobs relating to poker, its broing

[ncboiler]

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Okay, I can offer you this:

Your job is to play my poker account with 10 ptBB winning ratio at NL100, 9 tables at a time. If you cant make this, you will be fired without a notice and the amount lost or below 10 ptBB/100 will be billed from you. You will have a decent salary which is 10% of your hourly winnings per hour.

If you can keep up with 10 ptBB/hour, your salary will look like this:

Hands per hour: ~60 (full table) * 9 = 540
ptBB/100: 10 = $20
Salary: ($20 * 5,4) * 0,10 = $10.8 minus taxes

You can work 8 hours a day and I will arrange you free food and comfortable working conditions.

And also if you can make 15 or more ptBB/100 your hourly salary will be even higher!

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OP posts in BBL. He doesn't play poker. Any more smart ideas brainiac??

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MAYBE ILL HIRE HIM TO KILL YOU

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I LOL'd.