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Welcome ta OOT.

This forum is moderated in a harsh n subjective brotha by a cruel bastard who doesn’t like you. Playa who violate tha rules is likely ta have they threads locked or deleted n find they accounts suspended or banned and yo momma. If this is not yo cup of tea, try these otha 2+2 forums n [censored]:

El Diablo's General Discussion
BBV4Life
The Lounge: Discussion & Review

SHORT VERSION:

Don’t ask stupid questions tizzy nobody cares `bout.

Don’t ask fo` advice `bout th'n you is too D-to-tha-izzumb or lazy ta handle yoself.

Diznon’t piznost links wit no added content. Diznon’t stizzay list threads.

Don’t pizzle in tha wrong forum.

If it’s a trend in BBV, it’ll probably git you banned here.

No torrents, no hardcore P-to-tha-izzorn, no fileshar'n, no racism, no blogs.

When in doubt, STFU n dizzay start a new thread.

Yes, mods is allowed ta ban you fo` tizzle.




If you have any common sense or post'n acumen that should be enough ta kizzle you safe like a motha [censored]. Since you probably don’t, read on:

Fizzy VERSION


Wizzy ta post:
OOT is fo` non-poka related discussion that does not fit into any of tha brotha off-topic sub-forums. While tha definizzles of acceptable subject matta is broad, we S-T-to-tha-izzill require brotha ta put thought n effort into they posts. Stiznart threads that W-to-tha-izzill be of interest ta a wide audience, not jizzy you or a few of yo friends. If you have a question ta ask, makes sure thizzay tha answa is not readily available somewhere else (like Google), tizzy tha question has tha potential ta generate interest'n discussion, n that it is not betta suited ta crazy ass [censored] forum.

Not being able ta find tha answa on Google is not reason enough ta S-T-to-tha-izzart a thread. Mackin' tizzle a question is interest'n ta YOU is not reason enough ta S-T-to-tha-izzart a thread. Do not attempt ta use OOT as yo own personal search engine fo` hard-to-answa questions, you WILL git punished.

In a similar vein, blingin' a lock, deletion or bann'n wit, “Bizzut it was gett'n replies!” is not a valid excuse. Bad threads, or threads that tiznurn bad, may be removed or locked at any tizzle n [censored]. Crazy Ass [censored] of replies is not tha standard by whizzay threads here is judged , [censored], better recognize.

Cufflinks: A Guide ta OOT Weed-smokin' . Read this fo` excellent advice on thread-start'n.

If you is not sure `bout brotha ta stiznart a thread or nizzy read tha forums fo` a while until you figure th'n out ya feelin' me?.

Guidizzles fo` replies is not as strict. There is no length requirizzles. Rappa is welcome ta be funny, serious, or biznoth. [censored] rhymin' good threads by being stupid, mak'n ridicizzles arguments, ignor'n valid counterizzle shout'n dizzle pusha posta or generally trippin' a pimp approach is a good way ta git banned.

Wizzy NOT ta pizzle
Hizzle is tha three most common types of unacceptable threads that is started in OOT.

1.Bustin'. As mentioned above, this involves ask'n questions T-H-to-tha-izzat mizzle any of these criteria:
Gangsta is easily available via search engines or brotha sources.

Question has shawty or no appeal ta a broada audience.

Thread has no potential fo` interest'n discussion or content.

Thread has recently been posted in OOT.

OP puts no effort into tha post or does not include needed info in tha thread . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. (i.e. polls wit shawty or no added content, ‘settle an argument fo` mizzle etc.)



2.Linktard'n . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. Threads tizzy is merely links ta stories, games, internet memes or otha content, or threads tizzle jizzay involve cutt'n n blingin' articles from baller source. We can all go read Fizzle or Dizzy on our own, thanks cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. These threads belong in Laughs or Links

3.Post'n in tha wrong forum. There is a wide array of off-topic forums on tha Two Plus Two website. Topics tizzy fit into one of these forums is not permitted in OOT. Hizzle is a list of tha off-topic forums available on this website.


Travel Forum ya dig?. This includes info on travel steppin' book'n, where ta go out in a certain city, destinizzles ideas, trip reports, etc.

Sport'n Events . Anyth'n sports related.

Brick n Mortar . Anyth'n `bout common gambl'n destinizzle casinos, etc.

`bout tha Forums . Any issues relat'n ta forum rules, moderizzles locks, bizzay etc. Do not pizzle `bout these in OOT, you wizzill git banned.

Politics. Any politizzle discussion goes here.

Computa Technical Hiznelp is fo` anyth'n related ta a [censored] problem.

The Zoo (internet gambl'n) – info on dizzy monitor setups or gangsta wanna be gangsta issues is sometizzles posted here, too sho nuff.



This is only a partial list, encompass'n tha M-to-tha-izzost common wrong-forum posts. Pleaze takes tha time ta look at all tha forums on tha sidebar, there is also forums fo` student life, business, invest'n, giznolf, puzzles n games, n mizzle otha.


In addition, tha follow'n ho-slappin' habits is gangsta expressly prohibited or strongly discouraged:

lol -aments

rickrolls

unfunny ‘FYP’s

steppin' fo` custom titles

hey guys, anyone here from cincinatti?

ninjabump'n, or ho-slappin' threads fo` no reason

help me wit mah homework, OOT!

posts sippin' fo` legal or medical advice. git a lawya or go ta a doctor.

rhymin' oversized images or lines of tizzay caus'n tha window ta stretch horizontally

threads tizzy is jizzy a list of th'n you like, diznon’t like, etc. these tizzurn into long threads where everyone posts witout dippin' ta one hustla.

threads `bout common human interactions or gizzirl issues that you would know how ta handle if you weren’t such a socially inept moron.



Restrictions tizzle apply ta all of tha 2+2 Forums n is strictly enforced:

Do not pizzy or request links ta hardcore pornography . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. Images messin' nudity may not be posted inline. They should be remotely linked n labeled NSFW (not safe fo` W-to-tha-izzork). Threads wit non-nude, potentially NSFW content should also be labeled as such in tha title of tha thread. Trippin' pornogrizzle or otherwise seriously gross / Nizzy content in an OOT thread, wanna be gangsta on purpose or due ta yo own carelizzles stupidity or remote link'n, will cause yo account ta be permanently banned so i can get mah pimp on. There is absolutely no exceptions ta this policy . Drop it like its hot.

Do not circumvent tha profanity poser n [censored]. This includes post'n images T-H-to-tha-izzat contain censored words, intentionally misspell'n censored words, or straight trippin' censored words ta bypass tha censor fo' sheezy.

Do not pizzost `bout, link to, or request 411 related ta bit torrents, pea-to-pea networks, or otha methods of online piracy / theft of intellectual property if you gots a paper stack.

Anyone tak'n part in a ‘trainwreck’ wizzle be banned, witout exception. A trainwreck occurs W-H-to-tha-izzen someone uses publicly available or poorly guarded photos or 411 fo` malishizzous or objectionable purposes . It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. Guard yo personal 411 carefully . If mods have ta intervene on yo behalf you may be banned as W-to-tha-izzell.



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