Long story short.....

guids · #1 08-01-2006, 12:11 AM

My friends have this game, when we get drunk. Betting a round of drinks, on who will yell the loudest "LONG STORY SHORT....." , we then make up a phrase for the person to say as he is walking out of the restroom. most recent that I can remember

"Loong story short.... I was poopin blood for a week."

"Long story short.....the shag carpet is now all one length".

etc...any ammo?

His Boy Elroy · #2 08-01-2006, 12:15 AM

Long story short... "herpes" is not plural.

LeatherFace · #3 08-01-2006, 12:24 AM

Long story short... my mom has to wear a chasity belt everytime I come home to visit.

Gildwulf · #4 08-01-2006, 12:26 AM

long story short...I'm the father

long story short...I have two dads

NeedsMoreNuts · #5 08-01-2006, 12:28 AM

Long story short...Stone Phillips walks out of the laundry room.

edfurlong · #6 08-01-2006, 12:29 AM

Long story short... now I pee sitting down.

His Boy Elroy · #7 08-01-2006, 12:29 AM

Long story short... I tested positive, but its not exactly a "bad" thing.

Long story short... I'm not allowed back in the Waffle House for three months.

antidan444 · #8 08-01-2006, 12:32 AM

Long story short ... I killed the bitch.

Gildwulf · #9 08-01-2006, 12:32 AM

long story short...mslif is pissed

IWEARGOGGLES · #10 08-01-2006, 12:34 AM

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Long story short...I punched this retarded kid with no arms or legs.

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Long story short...FYP.