Shoot my cat, please

[Doc T River]

Sometimes I swear this cat drives me nuts. I am sitting here typing and I can hear that the cat has jumped up on the kitchen table, again.

I bought the significant other a rose one day and we accidently left the bedroom door (where the rose was) open. Quick as a flash, the cat was up on the dresser and tore the hell out of the rose.

The heck of it is I am not a cat person and the cat gravitates to me the most.

What bad thing did I do at the poker table in a previous life to deserve this?