BBV4L: give me a good joke

[PITTM]

she just said shes studying, kinda bummed and needs cheering up and is in the library. tell me a funny joke to text her.

yeah, blah blah blah, veiled i have a girlfriend brag.

[JohnAndersen]

I can give you the worst joke I've ever heard.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
he heard they had a [censored] tight seal (get it? the animal that bounces the ball and [censored]?)

[PITTM]

telling jokes is hard when you dont know what one of the words is.

[DING-DONG YO]

She said: Gimme twelve inches and hurt me.

So I [censored] her twice and hit her in the head with a brick

She said: [censored] me silly

so I put on a clown suit

I have a few other funny ones but they're racialist but do not involve the n word or violence, just plays on stereotypes. I will post if GW approves.

[Dan87]

go up to her and ask her:

you: did it hurt?
her: when?
you: when i slapped you

then slap her and say "GOTCHA"

[Georgia Avenue]

RJ HAVE YOU HEARD THE INDIE ROCK JOKE???
<font color="white"> Its really good you should check it out... </font>

[Officer Farva]

Q:why is hos like rocks?
A: The flat ones get skipped

[diebitter]

Two cannibals eating a clown. One turns to the other and says 'Does this taste funny to you?'

[CobraGoat]

how are women and a bucket of KFC the same?

after you finish with the legs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to stick your bone in.

[PITTM]

[ QUOTE ]
RJ HAVE YOU HEARD THE INDIE ROCK JOKE???
<font color="white"> Its really good you should check it out... </font>

[/ QUOTE ]

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