Don't come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread) - Page 3

MrWookie · #1 11-09-2007, 10:52 AM

Me. I'm not leaving that crap around.

bravos1 · #2 11-09-2007, 12:06 PM

Left : I gotta run to the dojo to meet up w/ sensei Wookie. We are gonna go over "forward thrusts" and roundhouse kicks before he bans me.

Right : ORLY? I picked him up last night at the dance hall wearing this sexy outfit. I just finished him off again and forced him to make us coffee. He's in he kitchen right now doing the damn dishes.

Left : No wai! BTW, have you seen Tyler or Shadow? I heard a bunch of screaming last night.

Fadook · #3 11-10-2007, 01:12 PM

Just played a few hands in a weird game. A private (but open to public) 3-handed .25/5 table with the description "NO MANIACS !!! OK? FOR BONUS CLEARING". The idea seemed to be: see loads of flops cheaply, then play really weak-tight. The table creator assured me this was the best way to clear a bonus. At one point he told me to keep betting because he would call down. Not sure if this is kosher and it was all too dumb, so I left.

Xylocain · #4 11-10-2007, 03:38 PM

:g:

Fold flop, as played, c/r turn. nh.

bennyhana · #5 11-10-2007, 04:59 PM

isn't it time for a micro well?

i nominate:
harv
buzz (the procastinator)
ozi
tyler

milesdyson · #6 11-10-2007, 06:59 PM

Hand #1
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
CO folds, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, BB calls, Hero caps!, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (12.00 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB calls, BB calls.

River: (10.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB folds, BB folds.

Final Pot: 10.50 BB

Results:
Hero shows 6h, 8s (One pair, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 10.30 BB.

Hand #2
Absolute Poker $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 6 players

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP folds, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, BB folds, Button calls.

Flop: (7.00 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

River: (5.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero raises, Button calls.

Final Pot: 9.50 BB

Results:
Button mucks 9s, 7s.
Hero shows Kd, Kc (Full house, aces full of kings).
CO doesn't show.
Outcome: Hero wins 9.35 BB.

Hand #3
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players

Preflop: Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG raises, CO folds, Hero 3-bets, SB folds, BB caps!, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (12.60 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB bets, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (7.80 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB bets, UTG calls, Hero calls.

River: (10.80 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 10.80 BB

Results:
Hero shows 3d, 6d (One pair, sixes).
BB shows 5h, Ah (One pair, fives).
UTG mucks Ts, Ac.
Outcome: Hero wins 10.45 BB.

Hand #4
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero raises, MP calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB folds, BB folds.

Flop: (7.60 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, MP calls, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, MP folds, Button calls.

Turn: (7.30 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero calls.

River: (11.30 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 13.30 BB

Results:
Hero shows 4s, 7s (Two Pair, fours and threes).
Button shows Kc, Jh (One pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 12.95 BB.
($3.50 Rake)

Hand #5
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, CO calls, Button raises, Hero calls, BB calls, UTG calls, CO calls.

Flop: (10.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG bets, CO folds, Button calls, Hero calls, BB calls.

Turn: (7.00 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero bets, BB folds, UTG calls, Button calls.

River: (10.00 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG folds, Button calls.

Final Pot: 12.00 BB

Results:
Button mucks Kc, Th.
Hero shows 4d, 3d (Two Pair, sevens and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 11.70 BB.

Hand #6
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
CO folds, Button raises, SB folds, Hero 3-bets, Button calls.

Flop: (6.60 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button calls.

Turn: (4.30 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button calls.

River: (6.30 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero raises, Button calls.

Final Pot: 10.30 BB

Results:
Button mucks 8h, Qd.
Hero shows Qs, Kc (One pair, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 10.10 BB.

Hand #7
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
CO folds, Button raises, SB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (4.60 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (3.30 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero calls.

River: (5.30 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero raises, Button calls.

Final Pot: 9.30 BB

Results:
Button mucks 6c, 5s.
Hero shows 4c, As (One pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 9.10 BB.

Hand #8
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
CO calls, Button folds, Hero raises, BB calls, CO calls.

Flop: (6.00 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, CO calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (6.00 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, BB folds, CO calls.

River: (13.00 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 15.00 BB

Results:
CO mucks 7h, 8d.
Hero shows 9s, 9c (One pair, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins 14.80 BB.

Hand #9
Absolute Poker $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Button folds, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Flop: (6.00 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps!, BB calls.

Turn: (7.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB calls.

River: (13.00 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB calls.

Final Pot: 15.00 BB

Results:
Hero shows Kh, 5c (One pair, kings).
BB mucks As, Jc.
CO doesn't show.
Outcome: Hero wins 14.90 BB.

Fadook · #7 11-10-2007, 08:21 PM

Every time Miles posts a hand in the NC thread it blows away everything I think I know about poker. Hand 1 in particular is ri-donk-ulous.

milesdyson · #8 11-11-2007, 01:01 AM

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Hand #1
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
CO folds, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, BB calls, Hero caps!, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (12.00 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB calls, BB calls.

River: (10.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB folds, BB folds.

Final Pot: 10.50 BB

Results:
Hero shows 6h, 8s (One pair, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 10.30 BB.

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every decision in this hand is spew until the river imo.

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Hand #3
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players

Preflop: Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG raises, CO folds, Hero 3-bets, SB folds, BB caps!, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (12.60 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB bets, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (7.80 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB bets, UTG calls, Hero calls.

River: (10.80 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 10.80 BB

Results:
Hero shows 3d, 6d (One pair, sixes).
BB shows 5h, Ah (One pair, fives).
UTG mucks Ts, Ac.
Outcome: Hero wins 10.45 BB.

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wow preflop is awful. flop call standard. turn very thin but likely ok with 5 outs to 2pr+ and a chop out to the straight.

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Hand #4
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero raises, MP calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB folds, BB folds.

Flop: (7.60 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, MP calls, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, MP folds, Button calls.

Turn: (7.30 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero calls.

River: (11.30 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 13.30 BB

Results:
Hero shows 4s, 7s (Two Pair, fours and threes).
Button shows Kc, Jh (One pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 12.95 BB.

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preflop is bad. flop bet/3-bet is spew. turn call of the raise is bad.

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Hand #5
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, CO calls, Button raises, Hero calls, BB calls, UTG calls, CO calls.

Flop: (10.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG bets, CO folds, Button calls, Hero calls, BB calls.

Turn: (7.00 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero bets, BB folds, UTG calls, Button calls.

River: (10.00 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG folds, Button calls.

Final Pot: 12.00 BB

Results:
Button mucks Kc, Th.
Hero shows 4d, 3d (Two Pair, sevens and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 11.70 BB.

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fold preflop. check fold the river. i can't believe that guy called you with king high.

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Hand #7
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
CO folds, Button raises, SB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (4.60 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (3.30 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero calls.

River: (5.30 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero raises, Button calls.

Final Pot: 9.30 BB

Results:
Button mucks 6c, 5s.
Hero shows 4c, As (One pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 9.10 BB.

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awful without a read. by the time he bets the river his hand range is either 3-barrel bluffs or good hands. you luckily found a tard to bluff bottom pair and then bluff call a raise.

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Hand #9
Absolute Poker $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Button folds, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Flop: (6.00 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps!, BB calls.

Turn: (7.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB calls.

River: (13.00 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB calls.

Final Pot: 15.00 BB

Results:
Hero shows Kh, 5c (One pair, kings).
BB mucks As, Jc.
CO doesn't show.
Outcome: Hero wins 14.90 BB.

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spew. you got lucky.

V4P · #9 11-11-2007, 01:03 AM

basically half 5/10 half 3/6....Ran like [censored] @ 36, went on a nice heater towards the end @ 5/10. Notice my BB/100

I need a drink

Smurph64 · #10 11-11-2007, 01:03 PM

Rant coming. I am at the perfect table. To my left I have a guy who caps with inside straight draws. To his left I have a guy who will reraise/3 bet cold on the flop any two cards. Opposite me in this 6 handed 1/2 FT game I have a guy who is bet/fold. 3 to my right I have a guy who calls down from his 70% VPIP with 9 high. Two from my right is a guy who plays 5% PFR with an aggro of 1 and the guy to my right is a good player at 22/18/2 but who I completely own in blind vs blind or when he steal attempts.

If it weren't for the good player I would have been down 40bb with the annoying AA over KK capped and he hits K on river. Top two pair losing to runner runner 9 and Set losing to 5 completing inside straight draw on river.

I am jinked by bonus I swear to you. UB after 6k hands down 100 bb and now FT after 8k hands down 30 bb. PS I average 3 bb/100 and the players are so much more worse at FT than at PS.

Variance thou vexing temptress
Weaving and sweeping through the night
Ever striking those with might
To destroy the fortune that is our right

In such a journey we shall fight
Casting shadows, casting doubt
Variance strikes without fright

Another battle another day
Struggle onward without sway

For Variance the vicious temptress will betray
And yet we live and fight away

Variance thou wicked temptress,
I shall win tomorrow of that I pray and so it goes without delay....

Shuffle up and deal.

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