Limerick Contest

[Our House]

Another one of those "something to do when bored" threads. We did one of these in HUSH forum once. For those who don't know, a limerick is poetry following this syllable and rhyme structure:

9
9
5
5
9

8,8,5,5,8 also works well. Anything else sounds awkward.

Starting topic will be PoG. Anyone can offer a different topic for others to work with. I'll start.....


Since starting my PoG phase
I've liked it in so many ways
Now, look at this place,
It's been a disgrace
With 1.5 turbo-less days

[Nicholasp27]

How about a turbo at six
So us junkies can get in our fix
if we can't get ten by then
we'll play grafitti again
and look at some more movie pix

[diebitter]

Since messing about on the board,
My sleep deprivation has soared,
And the pains in my head,
cos I won't go to bed,
seems a very appropriate reward!

[Our House]

Some know that I'm not quite a quitter,
But won't make much more than a pitter
A turbo is fine
Between 6 and 9
And I'll try recruiting diebitter!

[bravos1]

POG has been so dreadfully slow
It's like watching the green grass grow
Not much WW or clue
Prompts unfortunate spew
And 2 months for a boat to row

[Our House]

[ QUOTE ]
POG has been so dreadfully slow
It's like watching the green grass grow
Not much WW or clue
Prompts unfortunate spew
And 10 days for a boat to row

[/ QUOTE ]
Awesome!

[bravos1]

LOL.. and I just editted it too.. made it
"And 2 months for a boat to row" since that game has already been going for 21 days and we're not even close to being finished yet!

[metsandfinsfan]

There once was a man from Nantucket






The stories about him are way way exagerated

[Fishmonger]

When playing werewolf you must fear
That bobo might try to fake seer
"Follow me", he'll say
"Lynch VR today"
If he lies then just call him a queer

[Fishmonger]

[ QUOTE ]
There once was a man from Nantucket






The stories about him are way way exagerated

[/ QUOTE ]
nh