Post a confession here

[multious]

i rarely wash my hands after peeing

[DevilsFriend]

i have a 3rd nipple

[NT!]

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i never wash my hands after peeing

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often not after pooping either

and i'm healthy as a horse

NT

[cassette]

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I only love two of my children.

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nice.

[BobOjedaFan]

I was banned from my University's Geography Department...

At the end of last school year I had accidentally left my wallet in a a teacher's classroom. The Geography Secratary called me at like 8am and said she had it on her desk. I went in to go get (and I was kind of sick and not feeling well) and she tells me she made a mistake and didn't have it and that the teacher would drop it off at 10. I came back and 10 and it still wasn't there yet, she said the proffessor who had it hadn't come in ye and to come back at 12.

I said, "Fine, I'll come back at 12, but if it isn't here then, I'll kill you all."

I was kidding I guess but she took it seriously and called the cops. When I got back there at 12 there were 2 University Offficers standing outside and I was escorted in by them and one of the Dean's was there and it all got sorted out that I was kidding and no chargers were pressed. However I did recieve "person non-grata" status from the entire department and If I step foot in the Geography Department I am subject to instant arrest. These bans are usually issued from Residence Halls to stalker ex-boyfriends or somethign, I'm the 1st person in school history to actually be banned from an academic department.

[natedogg]

I once killed a man and that's all I'm going to say about it except these two things:

1. foreign country
2. he deserved it

natedogg

[jzpiano]

I like to play Yanni

[neuroman]

I once committed a criminal act of revenge after being shorted in a poker pot.

actually that's probably not much of a confession around here.

[Paul B.]

Sometimes when my dishes pile up in the sink, I just throw them away out of laziness.

[Jules22]

i am going out with a woman

she has a husband :I