Cool ass sayings not used enough - Page 14

Conte Rules · #**131** 07-05-2007, 10:14 PM

son of a goddamn bitch

DannyOcean_ · #**132** 07-05-2007, 10:21 PM

i like OOT...

pause

NOT

Notfunny1 · #**133** 07-05-2007, 11:24 PM

Jimmy: So, is he going to be cool?
Pinky: My m**********r is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him.

Bergman: Don't you want to hear my last words?
Joe Moore: I just did.

Joe Moore: She could talk her way out of a sunburn.

Mamet ftw

more:
Heist

blutarski · #**134** 07-05-2007, 11:26 PM

"Just grab 'em in the biscuit!"

"I have poo-poo in my no-no!"

"Mind the taint!"

ebepse · #**135** 07-06-2007, 12:15 AM

i think (you, we) may be on to something here...

Florida · #**136** 07-06-2007, 12:17 AM

drugs??

trumpjosh · #**137** 07-06-2007, 12:42 AM

"I gotta piss like a Russian racehorse"

Florida · #**138** 07-06-2007, 12:56 AM

i usually say
i have to pee like a crack whore
not really sure to what it means

but i am awesome!!

popeye18 · #**139** 07-06-2007, 12:58 AM

I like to say im about to [censored] my britches.

Like if im waiting on some slow girl...Hurry up woman, im about to [censored] my britches.

censored = poop

holdme · #**140** 07-06-2007, 01:00 AM

im as excited as a blind lesbian at a fish market