Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED

[AlienCorpse]

We were eating dinner and she flat out told me that I was a loser and should join the army OAINDKLNAd and I KNOW FOR A FACBT that she does not support the war in Iraq adn the only logical conclusion I could come up with is that she wants me to die.

So i went and checked her god damn computer History. and I see that she actually looked up the amount of deaths in Iraq so she was looking to see if there was a good chance I WOULD DIE ABABKJABDKABALALLA! what a bitch. Im so sick of it where I live everyone is ttrying to kill me it seems. fk i hate people cant trust anyone