Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

[terrapin314]

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What does a brick and a fat woman have in common?

Sooner or later they'll both be laid by a Mexican..

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Winner

[Johnny Drama]

why don't women need umbrellas?
<font color="white"> it doesn't rain between the kitchen and the bedroom </font>

[fusting1234]

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's house?








Neither has he

[React1oN]

The spanish jokes, essay and holmes were really amazing.

A lot of these are great.

[doppelganger]

So a guy's doing this girl doggy style. He looks down and likes what he sees, so he decides to pull out and SIIHP.

The girl looks back at him surprised, and says "well that's a little presumptuous, don't you think?"

"Presumptuous!?" He says.

"That's a big word for a 9 year old!"

[ChicagoPoker]

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Bad:

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper.

Better:

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a javelin through her.

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I lol'd.

[EscapePlan9]

best dead baby joke evar:

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
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An erection.

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best dead baby joke evar:

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
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An erection.

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How long does it take a dead baby to blow up in a microwave?
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I don't know i was too busy jacking off.

[RichGangi]

This is gold. A+

[manbearpig]

Where do you find a no legged dog?

<font color="white"> Right where you left him... </font>