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Old 05-04-2007, 02:50 AM
rutang rutang is offline
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

there is nothing wrong with hitting a woman who is attacking you.
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Old 05-04-2007, 03:47 AM
fat donk fat donk is offline
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

id probably start screaming at her " hit me again hit me again u stupid C. then tell her that she is weak and worthless. and tell her if women didnt have the baby makes they'd all be shot. then keep telling her to hit me harder and harder. then id tell her to just kill me so her kids would grow up parentless because i know their father left because she is such a failure at life
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Old 05-04-2007, 03:53 AM
DcifrThs DcifrThs is offline
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Grab each wrist. Proceed to hit her with her own hands asking why she is hitting herself..


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only post so far to make me actually laugh
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Old 05-04-2007, 04:08 AM
Seether Seether is offline
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

I think we need a poll of older brothers and what % did this exact same thing to their younger brothers...I know I did.
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:32 PM
Runkmud Runkmud is offline
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

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Just grab her wrists and let her swing for a while, she'll calm down.

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Do Not Do This! This will remind her that she has knees and you have nuts.
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Old 05-05-2007, 03:49 AM
xwillience xwillience is offline
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

grab her hand before she slaps you. this will piss her off and she will try with her other hand. grab it as well.

laugh at her and tell her if she ever tries to hit u again, your going to hit back.

To those guys who say leave... if a dude came up and hit you would u just walk away. only if your a pussy. its called equal rights you [censored] panzies.
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Old 05-05-2007, 03:55 AM
Blarg Blarg is offline
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

There was a response here that was underrated. Just block. If the block is even the most "accidentally" crisp, and your girl doesn't dwarf you or something, she'll hurt herself way more than she'll hurt you. When she realizes she's hurting herself and not hurting you at all, or at least when the pain mounts up enough that she doesn't have to wait till thinking sets in to know she's in a bad place, she's not going to be as willing to throw her hands around. Your deniability is a better tack than forcefully trying to control her.
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Old 05-05-2007, 04:49 AM
PokrLikeItsProse PokrLikeItsProse is offline
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Don't you people watch Friends?
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Old 05-05-2007, 05:51 AM
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I got a bloodied lip and a kick in the gut that left a boot print on the shirt I was wearing


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Well, your first mistake was going to a dyke bar...
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Old 05-05-2007, 06:59 AM
tshort tshort is offline
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

You grab each wrist and let her struggle to get loose for about 20 seconds before you start laughing at her. Then she gets really mad for a second and you say "Are you going to be a good girl if I let you go?"

Definitely make sure she can't kick you in the balls when you do this.
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