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Old 07-06-2006, 11:36 AM
niss niss is offline
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Default Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world

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I think I am gifted
I think I have a talent
My reads are phenomanal
You just can't beat the maker
5-10 or 10-20 I dominate
Soon to beat the biggest games in the world
Bow to ur maker

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Empiremaker
he's got Armani shoes and a $5000 breadbaker
when he posts on 2p2 he listens to the classic 90s hit 'Rumpshaker'
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finish it. bbv

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EmpireMaker
Got her drunk, she fell asleep, so he went to wake her
When he pulled off her pants he found she was a faker
She had a johnson so big she could've been an LA Laker
So they cuddled, laid back, and watched the movie Brubaker
But when word got out he slammed a man he had to Robert Blake-her
And now he's in a cell where he's not a giver but a taker

Yo yo yo
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Old 07-06-2006, 01:14 PM
EvanJC EvanJC is offline
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Default Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world

hmmm...i liked it!
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Old 07-06-2006, 10:08 AM
PocketElevens PocketElevens is offline
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Default Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world

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I think I am gifted
I think I have a talent
My reads are phenomanal
You just can't beat the maker
5-10 or 10-20 I dominate
Soon to beat the biggest games in the world
Bow to ur maker

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Such a Chris Moneymaker wanabee.
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Old 07-06-2006, 11:08 AM
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Old 07-06-2006, 11:11 AM
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Default Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world

can I have your baby
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Old 07-06-2006, 11:51 AM
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Default Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world

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I think I am gifted
I think I have a talent
My reads are phenomanal
You just can't beat the maker
5-10 or 10-20 I dominate
Soon to beat the biggest games in the world
Bow to ur maker

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I'm sure your Poker Skills are only exceeded by your modesty..
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:39 PM
Niwa Niwa is offline
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Default Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world

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[ QUOTE ]
I think I am gifted
I think I have a talent
My reads are phenomanal
You just can't beat the maker
5-10 or 10-20 I dominate
Soon to beat the biggest games in the world
Bow to ur maker

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I'm sure your Poker Skills are only exceeded by your modesty..

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lmao.
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Old 07-06-2006, 01:17 PM
BigPoppa BigPoppa is offline
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I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!
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Old 07-06-2006, 02:05 PM
EmpireMaker2 EmpireMaker2 is offline
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Wow I dont even remeber posting this......

That what happens with mass quanties and of beer and weed mixing.

Dont even think I wanted to make a rap.
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Old 07-06-2006, 02:16 PM
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Wow I dont even remeber posting this......

That what happens with mass quanties and of beer and weed mixing.

Dont even think I wanted to make a rap.

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I love you.

But get in that stars 25/50 game already !!!!
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