Post your WTF??? hand of the day.

[sharkscopeaholic]

This needs a pre-briefing. I decided i would shortstack today to see if i can make more monies since im a tourney donk 500 hands =40big blinds down then i say fk it move down a level and buy in full. Heres the 2 of the first 9 hands. Agasint same opponet.

First one is super standard, but this is my post so go fk yourself.

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

SB ($34.80)
BB ($22.40)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($25)</font>
UTG+1 ($25.70)
MP1 ($20.20)
MP2 ($8.20)
MP3 ($47.05)
CO ($38.05)
<font color="#C00000">Button ($61.20)</font>

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP3 calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $1, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: ($3.35) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $2.5</font>, MP3 folds, Button calls $2.50.

Turn: ($8.35) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $6.5</font>, Button calls $6.50.

River: ($21.35) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $15 (All-In)</font>, Button calls $15.

Final Pot: $51.35

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Kd As (two pair, aces and nines).
Button doesn't show. HE HAD AQs
Outcome: Hero wins $51.35. </font>



Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">Hero ($48.55)</font>
BB ($25.70)
UTG ($25)
MP ($54.40)
CO ($38.05)
<font color="#C00000">Button ($35.45)</font>

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $0.25, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $0.25, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($1) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, MP checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($1) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1</font>, BB folds, MP calls $1, Button calls $1.

River: ($4) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $4</font>, MP folds, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $47.3 (All-In)</font>, Button calls $22.20 (All-In).

Final Pot: $85.50

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Qc 3h (full house, queens full of nines).
Button shows Jd 3c
Outcome: Hero wins $85.50. </font>

[KLJ]

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $197.20
SB: $269.30
BB: $200
UTG: $206.35
MP: $200.50
Hero (CO): $204.20

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7</font>, BTN calls $7, 2 folds

Flop: ($17) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $12</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $28</font>, Hero calls $16

Turn: ($73) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $46</font>, Hero calls $46

River: ($165) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $110</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $123.20 and is All-In</font>, BTN folds

Results: $385 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and WON $382 (+$191 NET)

$6 to call. Regular, have 1000 hands on him in the last month. LOL