Funny names for menial jobs

[Gary The Retard]

I love craigslist you can find some funny [censored] on there. I usually troll erotica section and jobs to see what people are trying to con people out of.

For some of the most basic jobs some companies list the most idiotic technical descriptions...for example:

1. Whole Foods - Replenishment Buyer Assistant (aka shelve stocker)

2. Restaurant - Kitchen Technician (aka dishwasher)


anyone have any good ones?