Im from NY and people here are hilarious.

[Mench]

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/index-4.html

[Heavens_Myst]

wow not only was the post bad, but so was the link,

F-

[GSykes]

I love this site

[zasterguava]

meh, this one was pretty funny:
Meet the Inventors of Training Wheels for Pants
Chick #1: I don't know how to walk slow.
Chick #2: Yeah...
Chick #1: Walking is like riding a bike. You fall down when you walk too slow.

--E train platform

[Margin Of Error]

Counter girl #1 : That's that [censored] you gotta get -- a douche.
Counter girl #2 : Nah, I don't [censored] around with that [censored].
Counter girl #1 : No, but that's what gets you tight again!
Counter girl #2 : Oh, then I definitely need to get me some of that!