What's the funniest 1-liner you've heard after a hand?

[Dr_Doctr]

Just yesterday -

Playing a few tables on party. Been running horrible all day. I pick up AQo on one of the tables in the CO and raise a limper, BB who is pretty bad flat calls, limper folds. He has about 150BBs and I cover. Flop comes 8,Q,Q with two hearts. BB checks, I pot it, BB calls. Turn is a non-heart 2. BB checks, I pot it again, BB check/raises smallish, I shove, BB instacalls with 22.

I lose it and vent in chat which I rarely do tbh. I say 'Jesus [censored] christ you called my flop bet with 22. Man, party would tilt you'. The guy goes 'It's always coming on party.' - i.e. like I was whinging about someone else and he was knowingly agreeing with me. This really threw me and I had to quit. I'm not sure if he didn't realise I was berating him or he did it intentionally to put me on tilt but it worked. Saw the funny side afterwards though [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[vhawk01]

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After someone loses an all in to gutshot on river.

"I make a living off of people like you. I teach the mentally challeneged"

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Wow, this is probably the greatest comeback to the douchebag who likes to reply with "Oh yeah, is that in your poker book?" after every single comment as if its some fantastic comeback. Next time I got that guy at my table, I'm doing the limp-reraise with this line.

[florescent]

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After I called this players reraise after he typed "i have the nuts, i wouldnt bet if i ur u" then he showed me the nuts. later on he said "i strait up told u what i had" then asked me "just kinda curious why u would bet when i told u what i had?" I called his reraise because I knew I could outplay him in the long run and I try not to let outside influences dictate my actions. It was a heads up sng and I did beat him with a 6 to 1 chip deficit.

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how does this relate to the topic of "funniest one liners"?



also, calling a preflop re-raise in a (presumably) short stacked heads up SNG is probably a fair indication of not being able to outplay people, especially when you don't recognise the tell of YOUR OPPONENT TELLING YOU WHAT HIS CARDS ARE.

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He was talking a lot before HU started so I wasnt paying any attention to him and he wasnt winning large pots besides the blinds before that hand. It relates to the topic because I was trying to show the context of the quote as it related to the situation.

[Josem]

florescent, i think you missed my point. what was the funny line?

[NoahL]

I'm a big fan of the live game comment "I knew if I hit a boat, I'd win the hand"

[AHoboOnFire]

BOOYAH

[stinkypete]

that's a too many

[florescent]

I guess I did miss your point somewhere. I thought it was funny because, if you have the nuts, dont you want to make more money by letting the other player bet at the pot and not discourage betting?

[willie]

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I guess I did miss your point somewhere. I thought it was funny because, if you have the nuts, dont you want to make more money by letting the other player bet at the pot and not discourage betting?

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seriously, you're not good at this thread.

[Reko Savinen]

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After my buddy "jiggy" put a beat on a guy and the guy was leaving the table:

"I'll see you later jiggy... UNLESS YOU DIE FIRST!!"

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Quoting so this doesn't go unappreciated. I laughed at this for a good 20 seconds.