Don't come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

[marchron]

Watch as, with the help of my Magical Assistant, I make $125 disappear in less than an hour!

Behold:

Ultimate Bet 2/4 Hold'em (6-max, 5-handed) Ultimate Bet Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: marchron is MP with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">marchron raises</font>, Magical Assistant calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: (5.50 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">marchron bets</font>, Magical Assistant calls.

Turn: (3.75 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">marchron bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Magical Assistant raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">marchron 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Magical Assistant caps</font>, marchron calls.

River: (11.75 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
marchron checks, <font color="#CC3333">Magical Assistant bets</font>, marchron calls.

Final Pot: 13.75 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
marchron has Jh Jd (one pair, jacks).
Magical Assistant has 3c 3s (three of a kind, threes).
Outcome: Magical Assistant wins 13.75 BB. </font>

There were more sick beats by dumbasses defending their blinds with 32s and Q2o, but they make me too [censored] angry to post them.