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Old 07-29-2007, 07:09 PM
Johnny Drama Johnny Drama is offline
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what did the Spanish guy say to his term paper as it blew out the window?

<font color="white"> where you goin', essay? </font>
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:47 PM
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what did the Spanish guy say to his term paper as it blew out the window?

<font color="white"> where you goin', essay? </font>

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LOL
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Old 07-30-2007, 09:49 AM
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what did the Spanish guy say to his term paper as it blew out the window?

<font color="white"> where you goin', essay? </font>

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I'm ashamed at how hard I laughed at this one.
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Old 07-30-2007, 09:53 AM
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A guy calls the hospital in a panic.

"Hello hello, I need some help. My wife's gone into labor. The contractions are three minutes apart. I don't know what to do!"

"Calm down, sir, everything's going to be fine. Is this her first child?"

"No, you idiot, this is her husband!"
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Old 07-30-2007, 10:02 AM
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A piece of rope walks into a bar. The bartender sees him and says, "hey you, get out - we don't serve rope in here!" So the piece of rope goes back outside, ties himself into a knot, tousles up his hair, and walks back into the bar. The bartender says, "hey aren't you that piece of rope I just kicked out?" to which the rope replies, "nope, I'm a frayed knot..."
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Old 07-30-2007, 10:07 AM
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A piece of rope walks into a bar. The bartender sees him and says, "hey you, get ou - we don't serve rope in here!" So the piece of rope goes back outside, ties himself into a knot, tousles up his hair, and walks back into the bar. The bartender says, "hey aren't you that piece of rope I just kicked out?" to which the rope replies, "nope, I'm a frayed knot..."

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So dumb but made me lmao for some reason!
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:55 PM
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Why did the dead baby cross the road?




Because it was stapled to the chicken.
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:58 PM
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What dance group topped the charts in mexico during the early and middle 90s



yes and yes music factory.










Ive been trying to get a standup routine written, and I know there is a joke in this somewhere, and that is a stupid one, but I cant figure out how to make it funny.
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:59 PM
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quids,

I agree, you can't.
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Old 07-29-2007, 08:05 PM
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Why did the kid fall of the swing?






Cause someone threw a refrigerator at him.
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