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Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke
what did the Spanish guy say to his term paper as it blew out the window?
<font color="white"> where you goin', essay? </font> |
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what did the Spanish guy say to his term paper as it blew out the window? <font color="white"> where you goin', essay? </font> [/ QUOTE ] LOL |
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what did the Spanish guy say to his term paper as it blew out the window? <font color="white"> where you goin', essay? </font> [/ QUOTE ] I'm ashamed at how hard I laughed at this one. |
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A guy calls the hospital in a panic.
"Hello hello, I need some help. My wife's gone into labor. The contractions are three minutes apart. I don't know what to do!" "Calm down, sir, everything's going to be fine. Is this her first child?" "No, you idiot, this is her husband!" |
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A piece of rope walks into a bar. The bartender sees him and says, "hey you, get out - we don't serve rope in here!" So the piece of rope goes back outside, ties himself into a knot, tousles up his hair, and walks back into the bar. The bartender says, "hey aren't you that piece of rope I just kicked out?" to which the rope replies, "nope, I'm a frayed knot..."
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A piece of rope walks into a bar. The bartender sees him and says, "hey you, get ou - we don't serve rope in here!" So the piece of rope goes back outside, ties himself into a knot, tousles up his hair, and walks back into the bar. The bartender says, "hey aren't you that piece of rope I just kicked out?" to which the rope replies, "nope, I'm a frayed knot..." [/ QUOTE ] So dumb but made me lmao for some reason! |
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Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken. |
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What dance group topped the charts in mexico during the early and middle 90s
yes and yes music factory. Ive been trying to get a standup routine written, and I know there is a joke in this somewhere, and that is a stupid one, but I cant figure out how to make it funny. |
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quids,
I agree, you can't. |
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Why did the kid fall of the swing?
Cause someone threw a refrigerator at him. |
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