You know you play too much poker if...

[PsYcOsNiPeR]

lol @ picking da vinci code...that movie was boring as hell hahah

[Pupkin]

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Please tell me those shirts exist in real life.

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They do! I found them through a simple Google Image search. Look for "maternity t-shirts" and you'll see a million things like that.

[Pupkin]

(Double posted by accident.)

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Please tell me those shirts exist in real life.

[/ QUOTE ]Pupkin was able to find them with a simple search on Google Images.

[pokerloser10056]

This one is better.

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LOL...that is funny

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I had to bump this

For those of you who usually masturbate just before sleeping, do you ever, after not masturbating before sleeping, wake up in the middle of the night, and half consciously masturbate?

Well, I do. When sleeping with women this can be a problem too cause I go for the middle of the night half-conscious boob grab

Okay so last night, I am dreaming I am playing online NL obv. A well known poster (can't remember who now) open raises pot from the CO. I reraise pot from the Button with KTo, everyone folds. While half conscious, this gets me off, I finish, and go back to sleep happy.

I am serious. If I wasn't, I wouldn't be using a gimmick.

[Windforce]

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u figure out every purchase in terms of BI's

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I like your new shirt Jess, how many bi's was that?

[jmremote]

Your friends make a stupid comment and without hesitation you yell "BAN!"

(maybe already said but im not reading though 3 pages).

[KingMedicine]

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...you explain to your significant other why every other play on some poker TV show was good/bad.

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haha, most accurate of the thread

[KingMedicine]

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when you're doing some stuff and then you're like "I wonder what it would be like if I was playing poker"

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this is one of my favorites, too. if not only for its simplicity and accuracy.