Absolute Poker - Do You Recommend It?

[Uglyowl]

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I'll answer all of your questions if you answer my one:

"Are you a bloody idiot?"

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[Idi the Nigerian]

My friend,

I whole-heartedly recommend Absolute Poker. They are a shining beacon in the poker world. As a minority shareholder in the organization, I can assure you that the games are completely honest and above-board.

The recent talk of "Super-users" was completely unfounded and the result of a smear campaign orchestrating by a few disgruntled former employees of our organization. Rest assured that these bad apples have been dealt with, my friends.

We'll see you at the tables! Tell them "Idi sent you" and receive a free bonus!

Your friend,

Idi

[augie_]

idi always makes me laugh [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[poorolrich]

A P is a great place to play, ESPECIALLY if you know somebody in the organization then you can see others hole cards +ev for me.

[tradenine]

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I'll answer all of your questions if you answer my one:

"Are you a bloody idiot?"

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Quite possibly.

"lots of regs and short stackers + bbj takes so much from you so no "

I am a noob. What are regs and what is bbj?

[Josem]

'cause I'm a man of my word:

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They offer an initial $500 sign-up bonus. How easy is it to clear?

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depends on stakes

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How is the customer service/payout process?

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reportedly payouts are good.

reportedly, customer service is bad (they send out your email address and ip address to other players from time to time)

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How are low level NL Hold Em cash games (.50/$1-ish)?

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not substantially different to elsewhere

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How is multi-tabling?

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dunno

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Should I trust playing there after the cheating scandal?

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No. They have made little/no effort to show that the "new" AP is any different.

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Any other pros or cons I should be aware of?

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<font color="red"> THEY HAVE [CENSORED] PLAYERS WHO ARE [CENSORED] ABLE TO [CENSORED] VIEW YOUR [CENSORED] HOLE [CENSORED] CARDS </font>
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What are regs and what is bbj?

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regs = regular players
bbj = bad beat jackpot

[Rek]

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<font color="red"> THEY HAVE [CENSORED] PLAYERS WHO ARE [CENSORED] ABLE TO [CENSORED] VIEW YOUR [CENSORED] HOLE [CENSORED] CARDS </font>


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So, are you saying that you recommend it then?

[jman220]

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THEY HAVE [CENSORED] PLAYERS WHO ARE [CENSORED] ABLE TO [CENSORED] VIEW YOUR [CENSORED] HOLE [CENSORED] CARDS


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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]Josem

[freecard4all]

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I'll answer all of your questions
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'cause I'm a man of my word:
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dunno


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LOL That's what he needed to know [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]



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Tell them "Idi sent you" and receive a free bonus!

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I told several random people "Idi sent you" and they treat me like an idiot. No bonus whatsoever.
Are you sure this magic sentence works?