Private Eye

Dick Magenta · #1 10-25-2007, 12:04 AM

Listen up, you crazy cats. Dick Magenta here. I got a hot lead that you guys have some scandalous mysteries that need solving. Rest assured that Dick Magenta here and has the experience to crack the case. Hell, I've been in the detective game since Jesus was in 2nd grade, and I've drank more whiskey than I care to admit. I've seen things, y'hear?

So, what's the big problem that Dick Magenta can solve?

Limesparks · #2 10-25-2007, 12:08 AM

is this for real

bmwguy525 · #3 10-25-2007, 12:10 AM

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is this for real

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It better be! We could use a private eye around here!

Wheelzie · #4 10-25-2007, 12:10 AM

woah man.......ive seen things too.

Conspire · #5 10-25-2007, 12:10 AM

Figure out which mod is gonna ban you?

Smell The Glove · #6 10-25-2007, 12:10 AM

This is worse than everything ever.

Dick Magenta · #7 10-25-2007, 12:14 AM

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You bet your ass it's real, son. I'm tougher than a $3 steak and know my way around the rougher parts of town, see.

Dick Magenta · #8 10-25-2007, 12:15 AM

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It better be! We could use a private eye around here!

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So what brings you to my office today?

KOTLP · #9 10-25-2007, 12:17 AM

the greatest private detective the world has ever seen is already present

Dick Magenta · #10 10-25-2007, 12:19 AM

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Can't be worse than the Case of the Stolen Ukulele. Times like those make a man take up drinking. Well, more of it, anyway.

Speaking of which...