poker ban conspiracy theory

[creedofhubris]

I'm sitting in a room with a bunch of fish.

Fish #1: So, you guys hear about this ban on online poker?

Fish #2: Yeah. Ever since I heard about the ban, I've been loosing.

Fish #3: Yes I lossd 8k.

Fish #1: I lost 6k I think the site is making it so all the US players lose.

Fish #2: Then the site has more money because we are going away anyway.

Fish #3. Yes it is riged.


Even funnier because Fish #3 is not actually American.