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Re: How do you stop people from offering unsolicited advice?
Ignore. Humor. Sarcasm. Vitriole. Threats. Violence.
Start at the left and work your way across until it stops. |
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Re: How do you stop people from offering unsolicited advice?
"Yeah, I get so lucky sometimes. Hey, I'm kinda new to this game, be easy on me" *bats eyes*.
I try it, with the eye batting, but that always just makes everythign worse. |
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Re: How do you stop people from offering unsolicited advice?
Call him a Phil Hellmuth wannabe and get the rest of the table to laugh at him.
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Re: How do you stop people from offering unsolicited advice?
I play regularly with a bunch of total donks who are TV educated players.
I sit there every weekend for several hours listening to their donk concepts. Oh yes its quite often I get "why the hell didnt you raise with that ace duce offsite under the gun." Oh by the way we`re talking full table here. duhhhhhhhhhhh!! Funny part is I seem to take many horrendous beats from them that in their mind solidifies their beliefs. |
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Re: How do you stop people from offering unsolicited advice?
I generally challenge them to HU matches. Which really has no downside, because either:
a) they decline and stfu b) they accept and then the floor says no anyway |
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Re: How do you stop people from offering unsolicited advice?
i usually ask how much they charge for lessons.
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Re: How do you stop people from offering unsolicited advice?
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I generally challenge them to HU matches. Which really has no downside, because either: a) they decline and stfu b) they accept and then the floor says no anyway [/ QUOTE ] This has never not worked for me. |
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Re: How do you stop people from offering unsolicited advice?
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Ignore. Humor. Sarcasm. Vitriole. Threats. Violence. Start at the left and work your way across until it stops. [/ QUOTE ] Might try humor before ignore according your personality, but otherwise this pretty much covers it. |
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Re: How do you stop people from offering unsolicited advice?
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I generally challenge them to HU matches. Which really has no downside, because either: a) they decline and stfu b) they accept and then the floor says no anyway [/ QUOTE ] Careful there, boys. I saw a pretty bloody HU grudge match a couple years ago. Old guy and young guy apparently had words during a tourney and somehow it evolved into a HU challenge. The Rio accomodated them by creating a NL5/10 table (I think it was) with a minimum $8000 buyin. Oddly enough, only two people sat down at the new table. Old guy lost $10K twice before he gave up. Odd thing is, they were polite to each other during the HU match--sorta seemed pointless to do it if they've kissed and made up anyway. But once that ball was rolling, guess it was hard to stop. |
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Re: How do you stop people from offering unsolicited advice?
This line works every time when they ask why you called:
"I thought you were bluffing again" Sets them off like a bag of rockets in a bonfire. |
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